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LamontCranston69 978 reads
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What's your porn star name? (Something fun on a rainy day)

There are three ways of going about this, pick the best one for you.

Method 1. Take your middle name and the name of your first pet. Put them together for your porn star name.

Method 2. Substitute your first pet's name with the name of the street you grew up with.

Method 3. and usually the best one, take your first pet's name and the street you grew up on  

 

Post the best one

sexymarafouru See my TER Reviews 325 reads
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2 / 26
Hmmm...this never works for me...

My middle name is Mae, yes really...

Can I just pretend I grew up on ' I ' street?  It would be really fitting as I'm pretty sure I say and/or think it often in the presence of a welcoming penis

PenleyDuke See my TER Reviews 217 reads
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3 / 26
Penelope Knox eom


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MasterZen 34 Reviews 131 reads
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4 / 26
Sir Hamorton. -e-


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jfoley311 1 Reviews 152 reads
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5 / 26
Frank Glenwood -e-


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CT-Guy 26 Reviews 142 reads
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6 / 26
Freddy Roberta

Option 3

Senator.Blutarsky 158 reads
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7 / 26
Tiger Collinwood...eom


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Senator.Blutarsky 151 reads
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8 / 26
Yes... Yes, you may...Mae...just be gentle...lol. (E)


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yajtsenre 80 Reviews 122 reads
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9 / 26
Sylvester Green...eom


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Demcc3 27 Reviews 132 reads
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10 / 26
Sly Duggan eom


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kassidyxoxo See my TER Reviews 213 reads
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11 / 26
3. Keiko Inman (e)


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impposter 49 Reviews 179 reads
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12 / 26
The Dog Formerly Known as Prince 23rd Street

Correction: The Pet Formerly Known as Prince was actually a parakeet but I was afraid of being ridiculed for not having a REAL pet like a dog. I apologize for trying to deceive you all.


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PenleyDuke See my TER Reviews 185 reads
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13 / 26
Re: The Dog Formerly Known as Prince 23rd Street

Lmao that's hilarious

HankTMan 109 Reviews 125 reads
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14 / 26
Slate Bandit

Actually according to formula #3 it's Bandit Slate - but Slate Bandit sounds better.

randyj_boston 5 Reviews 115 reads
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15 / 26
Bill Clinton ... seriously (e)


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Nnoway 13 Reviews 129 reads
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16 / 26
Roman Iron Sailor. Hm... that could actually work :) -eom-


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bfw 9 Reviews 133 reads
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17 / 26
Slick River eom


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Selective_Mammary 98 reads
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18 / 26
Silky Johnson


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Foodyguy 29 Reviews 100 reads
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19 / 26
Nipper Norwood


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BrooklynDahlia See my TER Reviews 102 reads
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20 / 26
Kitty Chambers -e-


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impposter 49 Reviews 184 reads
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21 / 26
Re: Nipper Norwood

Who are you, Francis Barraud

Related Link: The Real Nipper

nothrofboston 24 Reviews 100 reads
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22 / 26
Chappy Catherine ... wtf?

You'd think I'd be better on all fours

Foodyguy 29 Reviews 149 reads
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23 / 26
No I am Nipper

I was buried in a small park surrounded by magnolia trees.

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PenleyDuke See my TER Reviews 100 reads
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24 / 26
Sexxxaaay lmao E


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impposter 49 Reviews 101 reads
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25 / 26
I just needed the excuse to tell people the name of the dog

Yeah, the "original" Nipper and Francis Barraud have been dead a long while. I just needed the excuse to tell people that the dog listening to "His Master's Voice" on the RCA Victor products actually was a real dog with a name.  

You never know when a Provider or Client might end up on Jeopardy!  

"I'll take DFK, FIV, FS and BBBJNQNS for $300, Alex.

LaurenAvery See my TER Reviews 106 reads
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26 / 26
Pogo Spencer ftw! -e


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