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She: "How old are you?"

Me: "How old do you think I am?"

She: [long thoughtful pause] "##." "But not nearly as old as impposter!"

Providers are so cute.  They say the darndest things.  I keep re-playing some of them in my mind.  Here's one:

[Lying in bed, getting comfortable after just meeting for the first time.]

Provider: "You know, you look like a(n) ==insert_RedCloak_s_real_first_name_here==."

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She: "How old are you?"
Me: "How old do you think I am?"
She: [long thoughtful pause] "##." [a number much larger than my real age. No frikkin' way! THANKS A LOT!!]

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She: "How old are you?"

Me: "How old do you think I am?"

She: [long thoughtful pause] "##." "But not nearly as old as impposter!"

While paying a lot of attention to my dick, said, "If I had one of these, I think I'd want a woman sucking on it all the time". I assured her that she was absolutely correct.

Episode 9: A fairly well known provider/sometime porn actress was mounting me cowgirl.  She grabbed my dick with feeling and positioned herself.  I said one of the silly things I tend to say in such situations, just because they amuse me.  I said, "I think you're just using me for your own pleasure".  

She smiled, lowered herself on my dick and said, "It is what it is."  Simple, but profound, in a way.  Also, the wicked smile was priceless.

Episode 10: I was finishing a session with a provider that I really hit it off with.  She told me a bit about herself, the sex was incredible.   Sometimes you feel something special, but of course you don't know if she feels it too. We were in a post-f*ck cuddle and she said, "It's nice to be with someone who doesn't make me feel like a freak."

Sweet, but also sad.  Regrettably, she dropped out of sight and I never saw her again.

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