Boston
1. If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
2. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
3. When the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
4. Why is the word abbreviation so long?
5. When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
6. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
7. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
8. Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
9. Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited?
10. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
11. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
12. If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
13. If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
14. If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?
15. If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, do they do anything?
16. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
17. Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?
18. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called shipment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
19. You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes -- why
20. can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
21. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?
22. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
23. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
24. What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
25. If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
26. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
27. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
28. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
29. If a cow laughed, would milk come out it's nose?
30. Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
31. Why does Fooddyguy think he's so funny, when he's really not?
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