Do you know what "rodeo sex" is?
It's when you mount your woman from behind, start going nice and
slowly,take her hair and pull her head back slightly and whisper in her
ear "Your sister was better than you..." and try to hold on for 8
seconds  

after hearing that my sister was better than me, that I dig in my spurs (Now, that's gotta hurt!)

Luv,

Mel