Hello ,  I just came to this country and I am learning your english. What I meant to say was " I am so horny and I have no where to go other than take matters into my own hands at 1:00 am in the morning"...   Sorry for spelling errors.

What are you an English Major or something. Don't you have better things to do other than to correct everyones English. GeeeeWizzz I hope I spelled correctly the teacher will be upset with me.