When someone is already fuckable what are some ways for them to become even more bangable? After pondering this deeply and taking myself into consideration I've decided to make a list of ways that both you and I can become more fuckable.


Men:

1. Stop being a pussy, you're here for a reason and it's because I'm a fucking sex ninja so it really is okay to go for the world record for cumming in an hour, and no, fuck, you don't need to cuddle me. (okay maybe just a LITTLE)

2. Stop wearing pink shirts because y'all know that's my favorite color, and I will steal your shirt and claim no knowledge whatsoever of where the fuck it went.

3. If you're losing your hair embrace it and shave that comb over off. I love a sexy, smooth bald head. It reminds me constantly of penis. You'd actually be doing everyone a favor since some consider a bald head a subliminal message for cock.

4. Visit a dentist once a year, at minimum. Nothing says let me suck your tongue like a rainbow colored lollipop like a Rembrandt Smile.

5. Stop jabbing your fingers into my ass without proper lubrication. That shit hurts.

6. Kiss with a minimum of slobber. Swallow that shit. It doesn't go in my mouth or for that matter on my pussy. I know my candy coated goodness is hard to break away from sometimes, but its okay to come up for some Oxygen. Only exception to this is when I tell you to spit on my ass and put it in there already.

7. Trim your ball hair. For REAL. If I can braid it, it's too long. Put yourself in my shoes and ask yourself the question: would I deep throat that?

8. Be ready to pass a tissue to me to wipe my eyes and blow my nose after you've had your cock rammed down my throat for 2 straight minutes.

9. Be nice.

10. Don't call me 800 times in 3 hours. That's just krazy!


Now, not only was I thinking of you, but I was thinking of me too.

1. Stop sticking my fingers and toys and random phallic shaped fruits into my pretty pink pussy until it's gooey and hot and has me collapsing into a boneless pile of girl cum and answer my email more often.

2. Stop meeting random girls on the Internet, enticing them out for drinks, and then kidnapping them for the rest of the night and turning them into my personal little play toy and go to the gym instead. Except for that girl from Ponte Vedra with the cute little giggle that has the all natural double d's, the heart shaped ass, and that sexy hot pink double headed strap-on. She's a keeper for sure. Tasty little nugget.

3. Improve my cock sucking skills. I either need a chrome bumper or a hose with a golf ball inside of it. Anybody? So do they make tiny weights for your tongue?

4. Perfect the hand stand. Every girl should learn how to do that and do it for at least 20 minutes a day. Reverse gravity for titties.

5. Increase my flexibility by letting my girlfriends take turns tying me down with my legs somewhere back there. Yeah, behind my head. Thereabouts.

6. Buy a bigger butt plug. Thereby increasing the total maximum pressure I am able to exert on your thick, hard, shaft as you ram it inside of me at a velocity nearing warp speed. Okay, maybe not that fast. But well...moving on...

7. Learn to juggle...with my tongue.  Nothing says "Talent" with a capital "T" like being able juggle both your balls in my mouth while gazing up at you. (Maybe I should try this after I get those tongue weights. Again....anyone?)

8. Learn every fucking dirty word that exists in the French language so I can sound even awesomer while I initiate all the virgins who come see me that have never Fucked a pretty backdoor ever. Anal Virgins + French = Fucking Awesomer

9. Stop letting Roxanne Dupri or Emma Dupree, or that delicious girl from Ponte Vedra come over the night before I go on tour.  I always end up demolishing all their holes with my strap-on till the sun comes up & miss my beauty rest.  Beauty Rest = Over-the-Top Fucking on the road.

10. Stock up on rubber gloves. I refuse to acknowledge the fact that I just said this.


Available for your wycked pleasure Monday 9/13 beginning at 3pm until Wednesday 9/15 at Noon in Boston. Be there! Screening is light, but mandatory, and well reviewed independent provider references are much appreciated.

Love Rae Monroe
http://www.raemonroe.net
[email protected]

I’d like to introduce myself. My name is Rae Monroe and I am a provider from Sunny Florida. I find that the most seductive quality that I possess is my keen intellect. Coupled with that is my passion, my zest for life, and my happy and infectious smile. I am a dedicated hostess who leans towards a high energy, rough and ready adventure in my sessions. I want you to walk out of the door thinking about the next time we are going to meet.

I am a small package. I am 5’1” tall and weigh 138 pounds. I have curves in all the right places with an ample chest, a small waist, and hips to die for. I am not a spinner, but I do possess the natural athleticism necessary to set a raucous pace. I am college educated, and am a skillful conversationalist. I have deep caramel colored eyes that are mischievous, and a smile that is pure wickedness. I am dedicated to making sure that your time with me is as enjoyable for me as it is for you. You will find little artifice with me as I am naturally uninhibited with a definite PSE style. I enjoy setting the pace as well as being surprised when the pace is set for me. I adore a man with a sense of humor and wit and love to verbalize my enjoyment with you as often as possible. I seek to form friendships and relationships with my suitors that will last.

Please take the time to visit my website, peruse the contents within, and decide if I am the perfect companion for you. I also encourage you to read my reviews and see why in a so many gentlemen have a "Once in a Lifetime” experience with me.

Don't be shy. I'm Not.

Love Rae Monroe
http://www.raemonroe.net
[email protected]

I really like to make sure my lovers enjoy themselves with me and want them to know how much I appreciate their loyalty to me when I roll through town. Because of this I do offer a return guest incentive.

All returning guests who book me for a 1 hour or 90 minute appointment are encouraged to take $50 off of my regular rate. Additionally, any return guest who books for 2 hours or more is encouraged to take $100 off of my regular rate.

In addition to that for even more savings when you see me I offer a prepayment incentive as follows.

You must prepay fully for your entire session at least 7 days in advance of our appointment and you are encouraged to take $25 off of my regular rate (or return guest rate) for all appointments of 1 hour or 90 minutes OR take $50 off for all sessions of 2 hours or more. This incentive applies to ALL guests not just return clients.

Again, this MUST be done at least SEVEN (7) days in advance of our scheduled appointment to apply.


Love Rae Monroe

An INCENTIVE for my LOYAL guests. It is not a "punishment" just because you haven't gotten a chance to see me before. For real. Suck it up, pay the REGULAR RATE and get your INCENTIVE next time. Like I said, I like to have more than a one time fuck, hence, the incentive.

Now we all have more time prepare for your arrival and give you a proper Boston welcome.

sexy,sexy,sexy and did i mention how sexy you are