A client of mine wrote me this morning and said he was suffering from SARS Virus...I nearly died...I never want anyone of my friends to be ill or in a bad way. He went on to list all the ailments...

    After about the third ailment I knew he was kidding...swollen c@ck cannot be associated with SARS after all. LOL He defined SARS as being the "Stacey Anxiety Rehabilitation Syndrome" (The syndrome you get, he said, postpartum visit with me.....

    You may be suffering he said if you exhibit the following symptoms: swollen members, dry tongue, inability to walk upright, shortness of breath, deer in the headlights look, tendonitis of the wrists, abnormal heart palpitations, drooling, nervous twitches, perpetually curled toes and body hair that stands on end among other areas, and last but surely not least cravings for more of the hair of the Kitty that bit you.

    I do not know whether to be flattered to have a syndrome of my own or offended for being likened to a syndrome. LOL
The cure was hysterical as well but incredibly explicit. Use your imaginations for they are a terrible thing to waste!