Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him
>down for a little fireside chat......
>
>He says, "Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our
>honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother,
>and said, 'Here - try these on.'
>
>So, she did and said,'These are too big, I can't wear them.'
>
>So I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I
>always will.'
>
>Ever since that night we have never had any problems."
>
>"Hmmm," says Jack. He thinks that might be a good thing to
>try." So, on his honeymoon, Jack takes off his pants and says to
>Jill, "Here try these on."
>
>So she does and says, "These are too large; they don't fit me."
>
>So Jack says, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I
>always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that."
>
>Then Jill takes off her pants, hands them to Jack and says,
>"Here you try on mine." So he does and says, "I can't get into your
>pants."
>
>Then Jill says, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart
>ass attitude, you never will."