A husband and wife were having dinner at a
     very fine restaurant when this absolutely
     stunning young woman comes over to their
     table, gives the husband  a big open mouthed
     kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.

     The wife glares at her husband and says,
     "Who the hell was that?"

     "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

     "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife."I've had enough, I want a divorce!"

     "I can understand that," replies her husband,
     "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean
     no more shopping trips to Paris, no more
wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany,
     no more Porsche or X-Type Jaguar in the garage
     and no more yacht club. But the decision is
yours."

     Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant
     with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

     "Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.

     "That's his mistress," says her husband.

     "Ours is prettier," she replies.