I hope this lightens the mood...or gets you in the mood...to be nude! Life is too short people...I for one am going to live mine to the absolute fullest! DFK to all who have been instrumental in exposing the "TRUTH" I will never forget your selfless acts of compassion twoards another who has suffered! READ it and Whack...I mean weep... ONLINE SOURCE: www.masterbateforpeace.com ( I wish this was my stuff) Giving credit where it is do. Enjoy! xoxox Your Every Fun Loving, Stacey Hott

Make LOVE NOT WAR! There's no greater antidote for war than love. Feelings of hatred and distrust form the necessary basis of armed confrontation. Replace those negative feelings with love and you're halfway towards resolution of any conflict.

However, any real love must start from within. You can't love others without loving yourself first. And, of course, masturbation is the greatest expression of self-love. So it's natural that we, the citizens of the world, are joining together to masturbate for peace.  

As we begin with this act of self-love, we encourage others to do the same, to take pleasure in life and to share masturbation's positive energy with a world in need.


"Masturbate for Peace Bumper Stickers"


War is unpleasant, tickle your pheasant

Cream your khakis, not Iraqis.

Peace is spiffy, stroke your stiffy

Don't send the fleet, just beat your meat

War is for sh*t, rub your clit

Side with France, reach down your pants

Peace is the issue. Use a tissue.

War is Crappy, Slap Your Pappy

Slap your tool, don't fight for fuel

Rub your snake for peace's sake

War's for squares, play downstairs

Stop war now, milk your cow

When you jerk tonight, keep peace in sight.

Down with war, stroke some more

War is cruel - flog your mule

Get peace fever, rub your beaver!

War is heinous, thumb your anus

You Can't Beat Off with Nuclear Arms

War is Mean, Flick Your String Bean

War is wrong, whack your schlong.

My 'friendly fire' harms no-one

I'm going blind for Mankind

War is silly, whack your willy

Think globally, whack locally

(Don't smitten, just pleasure your kitten.)

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I'm sure you could have come up with at least 20 of these yourself, given some time. You're probably the most creative writer on these boards (well, sex-related anyways!)