Boston
This is in response to Rae Monroes post in the Carolina board (see link):
10 - Gives my tongue a great workout! I can still eat donuts and other junk food too!
9 - Because the clitoris has more nerve endings then a penis, I can make your body do funny things 
8 - I like the wet juicy face after I finish, makes me feel like I accomplished something.
7 - I am a lesbian in a mans body.
6 - I love the feel of a womans clit on my tongue and her labia in my mouth. Feeling her legs and belly tighten and the faces she makes. Gives me a warm fuzzy feeling.
5 - I feel like I look really good with my mouth sucking and licking while she is looking down at my thin and balding hair :O
4 - Most ladies make me feel like I look great doing it, and that I do a good job (ego boost!).
3 - I get a lot of enjoyment from it and can do it A LOT LONGER then intercourse.
2 - I love the taste, look, smell of a womans vagina. There are so many variations and figuring out just what a lady likes and dislikes is the exciting part.
1 - I usually have a much more intense orgasm knowing that I was able to get her off at least once orally (well if she makes me think I did, that's fine too - its all about illusion and delusion).
I'm still in Boston, hoping to sell my house soon so I can move down to my NC home.....
KNOCK IT OFF!!!! 
for those gals that don't like giving head!
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're Sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this Really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.
After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The Bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar:
1. A salt shaker,
2. A shot of Baileys,
3. A shot of lime juice.
The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.
First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue.
Next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth.
And finally you drink the lime juice.'
So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.
He puts the salt on his tongue........salty but OK.
He drinks the shot of Baileys and holds it in his mouth.........smooth, Rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks........this is OK.
Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.
1. In one second the sharp lime taste hits
2. At two seconds the Baileys curdles
3. At three seconds the salty, curdled taste & mucous-like Consistency hits
4. At four seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty snot
This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now foul tasting drink.
When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says, Jesus what do you call that drink?'
She smiles widely at him and says, 'Blow Job Revenge.'
(sent to me by a lady that does NOT fall into this category!!)
Damn it nhted
You beat me to it, I was going to post that joke.
(but I beat you to something else)
I *LOVE* both...