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Ladies sometimes get upset when things aren't true or embellished. Issues that have peeved me in respect to reviews are of course the fake ones, or the guy who camps out forever and a day, smells like poopy in the bum and then picks me apart in a review. Well, most of us are not interested in visiting poopyland with our tongues. Sometimes we won’t do other things if a gentleman smells like wee, especially when we offer a shower and they refuse after repeated hints. I’ve had a couple with talons like a hawk finger me like they are packing a wheel bearing with grease. Imagine if these guys wrote reviews which included what I “wouldn’t allow.” As many of you know, I’m pretty liberal with just about anything.
I recently met a guy who was a smoker with cottage cheese gums who kept trying to dfk like a lizard. I don't think he writes reviews but you never know-one could pop up. Hell no, I didn't dfk him because I don't want his bacteria in my mouth! I can only imagine how that review would read. He kept coming at me like a komodo dragon and I wouldn't kiss open mouth. Ewww-it would have been like drinking a bottle of ipecac syrup.
The most recent thing that has bothered me is that I had a breast lift, and received two recent reviews that both state I decreased my breast size because I had a reduction. Man, those old hangers were empty sand bags! I just had them yanked up and I'm a 38/40 D. I was a 40DD before because of the skin. These two dudes listed incorrect personal medical information in the review. (I told both what I had done) I wrote them both and told them I believe they shouldn't have written what they did the way they did. They had no right to even make assumptions about medical procedures-they simply could have said she had her hooters hiked up and I like/or dislike the new ones. Guy #2 wrote the same thing guy #1 wrote, so this incorrect report of my medical procedure will go on since nobody at TER staff seems to be able to help after 6 requests.
This silliness extends to reviews that list the actual city of static incall locations and ridiculous insights like "she didn't ask for the donation."
These are just a few examples of things that can tick a lady off. You can put us in danger if you're not careful about what you say, or how you word a review. TER does not need to worry about these seemingly trivial issues, but you guys should be thinking-particularly about the safety issues.
I'm not trying to beat you up any more this week but want to help you understand some of the reasons women become upset.
I just read of another lady in another venue rehashing a bit of what I eluded to earlier in the week so I know I'm not totally nuts.
As I stated in that rant, there seems to be a lot of guys who are new to the hobby or just 'pushing' it because they are trying to get more bang for the buck.
I blasted several asses this week. Anyone need a prostate massage after an enema?
Love,
Kate 
PS Have a wonderful weekend!
I am very uninterested in (IMO) demeaning ladies I've had the pleasure of seeing by reducing them to hard-core porno stars in a review.
However, if I could submit -- say -- a poem or short erotic story that left something to the imagination to capture the moment -- I'd do it.
I just don't understand why Kate keeps bringing up my poopy pants. I always eat beans and smoke a couple of cigars before we meet, and NOW I finally learn she doesn't appreciate the aroma! And I don't get this shower thing. I mean, wouldn't she appreciate the incredibly manly smell accompanying me as I have left the gym? 