Why oh why are you so hung up on Jewish providers? Your Dad is not even Jewish. Why the obsession?  This is your 3rd post on the topic. Most Jewish girls don't swallow, and hate Greek!  

It is against the law to put that question on any application or form.  It has been for quite a few years.

While we are it, can we please add...

...a Hindu, a Muslim and Buddhist categories?  After all, I am pretty sure there are more Hindu providers than Jewish providers. And how about vegan providers? I hear their cum is specially sugary from all the carbs in their diet!

You are making the rest of us look bad. Considering you only have half the blood... you should spend more time working on your game.

Re: TER should add Jewish providers to their review search function

Andy,

Why do you keep bringing this up?

I am Jewish and if I was to ever come out of retirement, I would not see you. Your obsession with Jewish girls is kind of creepy, almost stalkerish (JMHO).

I don't understand why it is so important, your not planning on marrying the provider are you?

Just because you are Jewish it doesn't mean you are a better lover (in my case it does though lol).

I have had some Jewish girls work for me that were terrible as providers and got bad reviews and had to be let go. I have some excellent providers who are not Jewish with killer reviews. So if I am to understand you, all that matters is if she is Jewish? That is just plain crazy.

BTW it is not something I ever ask a girl who chooses to have me represent her. In all my years of having a service, not ONE client ever asked what a girls religion was. A persons ethnic backround has nothing to do with their religion. Whoopie Goldberg is Jewish, would you like to do a date with her?

If you are really hell bent on only seeing Jewish providers, try the girl at Belladonna, or try my Mia, She is a 100% Jewish MILF with outstanding reviews. My Rebecca is also Jewish. I don't know about any of the others because I never asked, in fact I really don't think it is any of my business. I only know about Mia and Rebeccca because they wanted to know if I was going to be open on Christmas because they both said they would work if I was.

Ok that is my .02 for this subject, I am now going to take my little Jap ass down to the salon to get my nails done. (that was a joke, hahah)

Jill

This isn't JDate

This totally puzzles me. Why does it really matter if a provider is Jewish or not? In this circumstance, isn't that a lot less important than their attitude, performance and appearance?

Or do you have some really kinky thing in mind involving being blindfolded by a talis and having sex in the temple sanctuary while dovoning? In that case, a Jewish girl would certainly make things more authentic, and in some really bizarre way would make sense of your request.

I'm not trying to be offensive, but I just find the whole train of thought pretty odd and struggle to find an explanation. Personally, I'm all for a peaceful coexistence between members of differing religions, especially in bed.

There are two kinds of "Jewish" - religion and culture

Many people, including Jews, don't realize that there are two separate kinds of "Jewish". There is the religion and the culture. The two are eternally linked because a strongly cultivated cultural identity was necessary for the religion to survive the diaspora (exile) from Israel. So when people say "it's a religion, not an ethnicity" they are both right and wrong. Judaism is a religion with it's own belief system and rules like any other religion. But it is also a carefully maintained a very closed cultural society which tends to produce people with a certain uniformity of personalities and viewpoints. Almost all cultures are defined by the prevailing religion of that region, but Judaism is unique in that the religion gave birth to the culture and not the other way around. Think about a few stereotypical ethnicities and you'll see that the stereotype has both cultural and religious overtones.


All this is to backup andyrock's request for what I am guessing is a "culturally" jewish girl to smoke his sausage (sarcasm intended). And I must confess that while Jewish girls don't make the best girlfriends or wives, there is no better dirty girl than a Jewish slut. Why, may you ask. Because they don't buy into the whole sin and go to hell BS that is preached in the Christianity sects. So once a jewish girl gets over the 'cultural' sins of being promiscuous, there is very little holding her back from going whole hog (again, sarcasm intended).


Thank you class, don't forget, there will be a quiz next week.

Almost everything that can be said about this topic has been said in this thread.  I agree with exdaytrader that Jewishness is at the same time, religion, culture and ethnicity.  But there are real differences between the groups.  Even if you were to know this about a provider, "Jewish" isn't really that specific.  It means one thing to me, as a non-practicing Jew with European roots, and something else to Andyrock.

The main ethnic groups are quite different.

- Asheknazis from Central and Eastern Europe

- Sephardim from Spain and Portugal

- And anyone who knows native Israelis, knows that they are unique.

Of course there are small Jewish communities all over the world.  Persia, the Arabic world, South Africa, South America, Shanghai, and don't forget the Falashas of Ethiopia.  But are we really going to have an ethnicity classification with 50 check boxes?

Andyrock's obsession with tiny Jewish communities like Iraqi (or even Baghdadi) Jews shows a weird fixation on his family.  Personally, I am not looking to do it with my sister or cousins.



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And which category would be assigned to a girl with Russian Orthodox mom and Jewish dad?  It an get pretty confusing

XoXo

Lina