I am currently in the process of being verified by a local provider with excellent reviews!  I am very eager to see her, and thus in my excitement,lied to her in order to get verified!  Is this a bad thing?  I just don't want to be rejected, but I was afraid to tell her that I am a Giants and Yankees fan!  What is a horney but nice guy to do? I think she should see me anyway!!

Those are TWO strikes against you. Came close to being kicked out of my club on those two counts... but we are nice and will have you stick around until you see the light... She may still see you though.


(hey, guys, you see no links this time!)

Old dog learns new trick.

future Charming Friends Credits from Milton.



-- Modified on 2/5/2008 2:13:22 PM

If thats the young lady I would beg for forgiveness on BOTH KNEES LOL WOW! THATS WORTH IT LOL

-- Modified on 2/5/2008 2:36:25 PM

...if there is any *man* so appealing to me, that I would kneel and confess a new found love for the sox.  Maybe Papelbon himself  He's a doll.  

Now I need my mouth rinsed out with soap.

Any other white substances work?

...'Cause just like my bubble gum, I have a tendency to swallow it, lol (j/k)

in love again!

Shame, shame shame!  

1st off, just the fact that you're NOT a Pats/Sox fan is SO sad and terribly unhealthy, but to utterly lie about it shows a self-proclaimed shame.  

Self-guilt is very powerful.  Hopefully, it will fester SO much inside you that the ONLY thing you clearly know to do is accept the fact that you made a grave error in judgement, ask for forgiveness from the New England Gods, accept salvation and be baptisted as a new believer in the Holy Diety of God the Patriots, God the Sox, God the Celtics and God the Bruins.

May your sporting soul be saved.

In the name of New England Sports I pray,
Amen

St Louis or Arizona Cardinal sin?

Is that like a white list?

I do hope you are joking about kicking him out of your club because of his taste in sporting teams. That is unless you are hanging out with this guy from another agency. Dude, get over it. Its a friggin a sport.

There is one being who is perfect, and it is not your Pats. Shall I run off mistakes made  ? God and sports, what a novel combination.

Thaks for your many notes!  This was meant to be a joke,duh!  But for the record!  I never stated that I was a Red Sox or Pats fan.  I just never disclosed, that I was a Yankee and Giant fan.  This really isn't lying after all! Some people are way to serious!

Dude, of course. Where is your friggin sense of humor?

Hi Maxter,

Yes, some pleople can't take a joke around here, but don't worry about your Friends. Enjoy your week.

Milton

Looks who is talking mr docile-hostile himself -djhummer

-- Modified on 2/6/2008 6:56:27 AM

I sense another disgruntled Pats fan. ALI............ASS. If only you could become a man, does your mommie not want you to tell strangers your name. C'mon big boy, don't hide. You do have some balls don't you, maybe one ball. LOL.