I experienced a thing or two today that I feel is quite disconcerting.

I just wanted to say I do not mind a giving it a good go but I am not made of teflon either.

Really rough behavior coupled with not shaving for three days is not a recipie for romance.

Leaving bruises and marks on me is what I would call way too rough.

I like to get wild and crazy just as much as the next guy but pain is not my idea of fun.

I am hoping in the throes of passion another man won't forget I am not made of highly durable plastic.

OUCHY (I will be on ice for a couple days)

sorry to hear about your experience and hope you recover. sorry there are some of us who aren't as gentle as we should be, even if we are playing a part (or maybe just being frustrated, abusive a-holes).

(but am i completely out of line to say that something about your post still turns me on, at least a little bit?)

t/c

(oh, and if theres any misunderstanding, i am NOT the person sinfulallison is talking about!)

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out of line.... I don't know, but you're clearly a douche bag!!!

I think some guys think porn is real and want to recreate it. Not everyone can do what they see on TV. Just because Bo & Luke Duke could jump over a river doesn't mean I can!!

oh, and if there was any confusion, i am NOT the person discussed in sinfulallison's post!

t/c

Needless to say you don't have to see this loser again. That's what Do Not See lists are for.

A friend recommended this doctor he thought could speed up my recovery.

Allison

"Employing a good sense of humor can make light of just about any bad situation"

you're still a douche bag.

A maternity clinic should mend any tears from childbirth, I would expect. They would not usually post the service so colorfully, though.