1. I don't keep ones in my wallet. It's easier to monitor the size of my tip roll that way...
2. Ever notice how many guys don't wash their hands in the men's room? The average stripper's butt crack smells pretty good when they bend over looking for my ones. I'm guessing it's probably cleaner than most of the hands we shake during the average day...
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