Verification Form RANT!!! Kind funny too....

Guys,
this is NOT your first time at the Rodeo, PLEASE do not waste your valuable time sending me something like this

First & Last Name : JOHN
Race: yellow
Ethnicity: iranian
Height: 5-8
Weight: 170
Email Address: [email protected]
Home City & State: EMPTY
Mobile Number: XXX_XXX_XXXX
TER Handle: bla bla (didnt match the email BTW)
Room Service ID (CURRENT/Updated Info):EMPTY
DateCheck ID: EMPTY
Preferred411 ID: EMPTY
Company or Employer Name: EMPTY
Position or Title: EMPTY
Company City & State: EMPTY
Company Main Number: EMPTY
Direct Line & Extension: EMPTY
InCall City of Appointment: EMPTY
OutCall Adress Date, Time & Duration: EMPTY
References (please list their Name, Email and Website and/or TER Profile) :
Provider 1 AGENCY Phone #
Provider 2 AGENCY 2 PHONE #
Provider 3
Comments: keep me on your radar when you get into town e-m or cell is ok (WHAT F...ING TOWN LOL?)