I almost always carry something into the room when I visit the ladies. A laptop case, briefcase, etc., but Dunks coffee is always a safe bet. I ask (Jill?) what the lady might like. Makes we look more like I 'm returning to my room.  

Such a creative way of thinking....

and you don't think they know what's going on, now many, "Hon, I'm back..." they've heard before? Are you wearing dark shades and a Red Sox cap?

Just joking...ha ha!!

OMG I loveeeeee it

i try to look as confident as possible, head up and eyes on them with a big smile and a hello. i too usually have a file of some sort

A guy I work with gets the paper every morning. If I have a "date" that afternoon I grab it on the way out to look like I just went downstairs to get the paper (as if anyone reads them anymore)

If you just stop and think for a second how many times you traveled with your girlfriend/wife and you or her run out of the room with out the key? I travel alot and never will have the key in my hand unless you put in it ..So when you come back and bang loud yes as loud as you want ,would you be nervous ? no because you dont care what maid or who ever is there thinking  about  you or what is she thinking about . no one knows why you knocking at the door its all in your head ..  

Posted By: nothrofboston

I almost always carry something into the room when I visit the ladies. A laptop case, briefcase, etc., but Dunks coffee is always a safe bet. I ask (Jill?) what the lady might like. Makes we look more like I 'm returning to my room.  
   
 Anyway, if there's anyone in the hall, especially the maid, I knock on the door and say "Hon, I'm back, I left the key in the room" .... don't know if this works, but I feel sure feel better!  
   
 I can even say hi to the maid

if you think that the housekeepers do not know what is goin on you are mistaken. This logic may work with husband/boyfriend #1 but what about guy's 2-..... it is better when the girl is waiting and the door just opens maid cannot tell if you used a key or not and there is less attention drawn to you. I always hate the wait in the hall the maids are watching as you approach and do talk be safe

Posted By: lanasummer11

If you just stop and think for a second how many times you traveled with your girlfriend/wife and you or her run out of the room with out the key? I travel alot and never will have the key in my hand unless you put in it ..So when you come back and bang loud yes as loud as you want ,would you be nervous ? no because you dont care what maid or who ever is there thinking  about  you or what is she thinking about . no one knows why you knocking at the door its all in your head ..  
   

Posted By: nothrofboston

I almost always carry something into the room when I visit the ladies. A laptop case, briefcase, etc., but Dunks coffee is always a safe bet. I ask (Jill?) what the lady might like. Makes we look more like I 'm returning to my room.    
     
  Anyway, if there's anyone in the hall, especially the maid, I knock on the door and say "Hon, I'm back, I left the key in the room" .... don't know if this works, but I feel sure feel better!  
     
  I can even say hi to the maid

Amen!

Housekeeping staff are often given a little bonus for tipping off management on which rooms might have escorts in them. Some hotels don't mind, but there are many, many that do. Ladies, there is a ton of information out there on how to stay safe. Find it and read it.

I usually carry a step ladder, can of paint and paint brush with me and tell the maids that I'm a brand new guy on the repair crew.  Sometimes I carry a plunger and drain snake (in addition to my trouser snake ).  If fools them EVERY time.  They never suspect a thing.  

done that too! lol

I might not post here that often but have been with as many of the lovely ladies as most of you.  
careful is careful. Paranoia, I'd just stay away. I don't. And don't expect me to believe that when YOU walk in, you have zero apprehension. Its fuckin normal, part of the rush.

you, my dear, are on my tiny bucket list. many, many beautiful women here, we've all been there and done that. you seem so much more. hope to fill your bucket soon. lol