Perhaps this does need a bit of an explanation . The process of heating sugar to the point of turning it into caramel without burning it and ruining the entire process is a very delicate process in the culinary world. The amount and frequency of stirring the raw ingredients, the proper temperature, the attention required by the chef so as not to spoil the intended result………….all of these things must occur for a successful cooking session. (The reason for all this preface will become evident later on!)

Well, after some “coaxing” from a very good friend of mine I made contact with Marcella and after a few emails and a couple of telephone conversations we agreed upon a date and time to finally meet. Of course I had seen her website and was initially quite impressed with the professionalism, tastefulness and quality of it as a website (obviously this is NOT a “do-it-yourself” website) and by the intriguing manner in which she had portrayed herself.

The appointed day arrived and I started my drive to the location allowing what I figured was MORE than ample time to be there probably a little early if not right on time. Ah-Ha – WRONG!! This is foliage season in New England and the damn roads are clogged with “leaf peepers” whose maximum speed hovers right around 45 mph – EXCEPT when they hit a straight away or a passing zone!! (Grrr!) When I checked my watch I realized that I had about 15 minutes of driving before reaching my destination and it was five minutes before the appointed hour! A quick call to her cell phone got me her voicemail but within minutes she returned the call and put my fears at ease. (you really have to hear her voice. The slight accent combined with an almost sensual chuckle when she laughs just about permits a man’s third hand to take over control of the steering wheel)(lol) I had brought along my “Sharper Image” compact CD/radio player and a selection of CD’s that I thought might interest Marcella (I “heard” she loves to dance) as well as a bottle of her favorite wine and some appetizers. As I made my way through the lobby and to the elevators I thought to myself, “Good grief, I have more ‘baggage’ than most of the guests at the hotel!”.

My soft knock on the door was quickly answered and although I was initially still unable to see Marcella (she had positioned herself behind the door) as she swung the door shut I was immediately mesmerized by  her breathtaking beauty. Her soft facial features are highlighted by her beautiful bronze toned skin and accentuated by her shining conservative length black hair. Her eyes are one of her best (if any obne of them could overshadow the others!) features and they seemingly never stop looking at you – or rather into you! Once I was able to tear my eyes away from the initial beauty of her face I managed to begin to “notice” the remainder of this conservative package called woman. Conservative? Ah yes, a dark blue business suit – skirt not slacks and a two button jacket that was open just enough to reveal a hint of the perfectly formed, ample but not overwhelming, breasts. Before I was able to even unburden myself of the packages I was carrying she was gently greeting me with a soft and seductive kiss. Before they became crushed I quickly made certain that I had handed her the package of roses and allowed the various cases I was carrying to slip from my shoulders to the floor so that I could return the embrace and permit my hands to feel what I had briefly been able to view so far.

We quickly dispensed with the packages and then she gently melted into an embrace that didn’t seem to stop until, and before I almost realized it was happening, I was standing there like a teenager in the doctor’s office with my trousers around my ankles and my ankle high boots still on (Damn, it makes walking virtually impossible!) Marcella chuckled  again with that seductive gentle laugh as I literally hobbled over to the edge of the bed so I could remove the annoying boots and then stood beside me until I stood. From that point on the wine and the appetizers were completely forgotten and were not thought of again until about two hours later.

Marcella is – well – unique! One of a kind and a rare beauty that has managed to combine the best of EVERYTHING in one form. None of us are perfect but she certainly has come as close as is humanly possible. He figure (oh that beautiful bronze toned skin that is also the softest I have ever experienced!) is absolutely magnificent. She is not voluptuous – but “just right”. Her proportions are perfect and she moves with the elegance that comes from a woman that completely understands and knows herself – knows her beauty, her sensuality and her intelligence and combines them into an unbeatable package. She is a classic lady that can be an animal of intense sexuality while still maintaining that “ladylike” quality. She is an extremely intelligent woman and will share her views about whatever subject you feel like talking about. She will be the aggressor and will find and entice what she is looking for and then she will turn the other cheek (no pun intended) and let you take control and take her to heights of passion you didn’t think you were capable of reaching. She will tell when things are “right” as well as letting you know if you should change things a little bit one way or the other.

It is not a matter of a non-stop frenzy but rather one of  “this is never going to end” and neither is in any particular rush for that moment. There are simply far too many avenues and paths to explore before returning to the main road and she has just as much curiosity about traveling those paths to see what may lay beyond as do you when she sees a path that you may have missed or ignored. Time is not a concern and yet it is known – but so completely subtle that is it not an issue. This is a lady that will very soon become (and definitely should!) very difficult to be able to see since her dance card will be filled for literally months in advance. I wouldn’t be surprised at all to see her have a minimum of two hour appointments (or longer!) not only for her benefit but simply because there is no way possible to explore the wonders of this 7th wonder of the world in 60 minutes. Yes, I have definitely been “Marcellerized” and I can’t wait to get back into the kitchen again!!

The last person I wrote a review about was “Alley” and at the bottom of that review I put the old newspaper reporter’s term   “- 30 –“ which means “the end”. That was my way of saying that I wasn’t ever going to write another review. Well, Marcella came along and there was NO WAY that I wasn’t going to put down on paper the totally unforgettable evening with this LADY!!

Marcella, “THANK YOU!!”  You are --- well, you ARE!!!!

Ted