Re: Someone's in a bad mood

Thats the funniest thing I have read in a long time.

Only thing is, he's such a dumb ass, he may think its great that a lowlife like him has mad "urban dictionary".  Too funny.

He's already a legend in his own mind.  Just in case its deleted, I'm saving it.

"--" the internet pimp

buy "--" the internet pimp mugs, tshirts and magnets

1. A disease carrying member of the male sex who should be expelled and condemned to live alone on an island full of people like himself.

2. Someone who is balding and who's hair is never coming back.

3. Someone who is a 'wanna-be pimp.'

4. Someone who likes to pretend like his penis is longer and works better than it really is or does. It is never been more than seven inches, and no, it's not that fun.

5. My biggest and most regretted mistake.

6. Someone who is married to a Don King look alike who hasn't discovered "FrizzEase" yet.

Is there really an "MJ" guy around Boston that fits all these attributes?

Unfortunately, I share these initials - JM, really, but my e-mail address has them in reverse. Over the years I've gotten a couple of rogue responses from providers I e-mailed for the first time - this may explain why.

Jay.


P.S.: I'm neither balding, diseased, nor a wanna-be-internet pimp, lol.