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If you build it - they will come (and come and come and come) oh dear, now my thoughts are definitely focused on ONE thing!!! (hmm, wonder if we could get the office to re-open any earlier?! 
Per imaginingpiety request
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.
"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me."
"OK then, if that's what it takes..."
Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.
"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies
"Fuck me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"
You should be ashamed of yourself!
Why, I know what your all thinking and you all need some serious therapy !
As we both know she is a wonderful therapist!
Yes she is, to bad she is closing shop. She had the most comfortable sofa in town
Ay least it's only a temporary closing (but just think of how much she will want to listen when she returns!) (all the furniture is very comfortable)
We hope it's only a temporary closing. Finding a good therapist these days is very hard.
Does paying homage to a Supreme Being count towards having it only being a temporary office closing? (My understanding is that it will be only temporary).
Not only is the furniture the most comfortable of any I have ever experienced but I adore many of the suits the therapist would wear to start a session.
I heard the same thing, but you never know? I would pay homage to any and every Supreme Being to make sure this is only a temporary closing.
or
The classic line General Beringer said from the movie Wargames
"I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it would do any good!"
Whatever it takes to reopen the office.
P.S. Yes a very well dressed therapist.
If you build it - they will come (and come and come and come) oh dear, now my thoughts are definitely focused on ONE thing!!! (hmm, wonder if we could get the office to re-open any earlier?!
Ahem....... you DO realize that our therapist is more than likely reading all this! Well, we will either be in for a good tongue lashing (which are always enjoyable) or she will want a very lengthy and thorough explanation - verbally and physically (OH BOY!!)
Our Therapist already knows !!!!
We are in Big Trouble.
