If it was raining soup, you'd be standing outside with a fork. You really need to find something else to spend your money on, because sex just ain't doin' it.
I been receiving a lot of emails about some of my reviews. Quite frankly, they are honest reviews for those out there.
I once had regulars, but they come and go. I've been having a difficult time finding regulars as they work in the business for a short time and quit. It is a difficult job and I give them credit.
I also once used escorts who charge $300+. But, because of the recession, I am forced to see them fewer than usual and carefully looked in the Craigslist. I've used the Bella Donna, who are very good and a few ladies from Florida at Miami Companions.
However, some of these ladies who charge $300+ do not provide good service anymore. Maybe I'm choosing the wrong ladies. Some I even tried after seeing 9 and 10 in the reviews.
The worst escort I seen was Porn Star Keisha. I thought that by seeing a professional escort, rated at $1,200 would blow my mind. Instead, it wasn't what I expected and it felt almost like a regular date. I seen Miko Lee coming to town and although I want to see her, I'm afraid of spending that amount for the same experience.
I've been doing this for a long time. Earlier, I had great success. But now, I've had a difficult time finding someone I can see regulary.
So, to answer some of the emails, yes I do write negative reviews. But, at least I say it honestly and to help people know the experience. Will it happen to others? Maybe, maybe not. But, at least the experience is known.
I wrote on this a few days ago. In a long post I summarized whats the cost-benefit analysis and your message
resonates with what I said then.
I am reproducing an excerpt from that post hereunder.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After hobbying with dozens of beautiful and not so beautiful women I have realized that
1.there is a fine balance between quality and prices. The quality seriously deteriorates below 200$/hr. Quality reaches a plateau and the law of diminishing returns kicks in >350$/hr.
2. In some cases quality actually deteriorates above $400/hr. This is because the provider's ego takes her to unrealistic dreamland or with age she becomes delusional with queen like attitude.
3. Providers above 30 either tend to mellow a little bit which makes them very desirable or they become even more uptight and insecure as wrinkles and lines increase. This can be called the "law of divergence post age 30".
4. The price point changes (almost always "increases") are influenced disproportionately by agencies. The agencies use their large reservoirs of talent and eager clients to achieve these ends.
5. Even at very high price points (more than 500$/hr) providers do not practice anything unsafe (such as bb vag) but interestingly some lower than 200$/hr providers tend to offer unsafe stuff and consequently pay for it with their health.
6. The clients too tend to be more vigilant and safe-oriented as the pricesmore than 250$/hr as they are professional and come from white-col pool. However with greater internet and literature penetration most blue collar guys are now equally/increasingly careful.
Unless you are a hard-charging J Governor from NY or an orthodox-J (including yours truly) pun intended.
7. As of 2009 the sweet spot is at 300$/hr with a floating range of 250-350$/hr.
8. Fantasies like CIM and other kinky stuff has become more mainstream and accepted especially with quality low volume talent and with admirable advances in medicine. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You are the LOWEST grader of ANY guy I've ever seen with more than 10 reviews. Your average score must be a "4". SURELY you DON'T tell girls your handle PRIOR to your date? No girl would ever see you.
I DID notice one of your highest rated "girls" was TS Jinelle with a "big stick"! The real girls seem to be penalized by you in the score department for NOT having a "stick"!
Your average TS "girls" review scores are higher than the girls with vaginas. That speaks volumes about you bro.
I don't think I have ever seen any of the women that you reviewed. No RS girls there that I could find - they are the best, you oughta try being a regular there. An auful lot of CL providers - many are "barely worth the effort", though by no means all. Doesn't sound like a very fun hobby for you, guy.
You have a big problem!! I JUST WASTED MY TIME and read your last 12 reviews. All CL people. 10 of the 12 had no previous reviews before yours...The first somewhat positive post was for a TS who had 1 previous review that was 2's.
How old are you??? You would think you would learn from your previous experiences!!!
Keep doing us the favor...spend YOUR $$ on CL trash and keep posting so we know who to stay away from.
I saw in one of your reviews that she only did outcalls and car dates. CAR DATES are you serious. No wonder you haven't had very much luck. Lower the number of girls you see and pay a little extra or go for a half hour date or something 'cause what you are doing know is just not working.
Sounds to me like you are taking this a bit too seriously. I know you don't want to spend your hard earned cash and have a less-than-satisfying experience, but this is not an exact science.
I have not read your reviews. If I did, I would get a sense of how similar we were in outlook. If possible, I would read your reviews of people I have seen as well, or at least, compare your reviews with other reviews of the same provider. I would look beyond the final numbers and get a sense of how your numbers calibrate to your experience (some people rate high or low). If you are the type of person that people complain about, I would probably quickly figure this out and simply ignore your reviews.
I am advising that you do the same. Just because an escort gets 9s and 10s it doesn't mean that you will like her. Read carefully and look beyond the numbers. Find reviewers whos tastes you seem to share and follow their advice. Figure out what you really want from a session - a beautiful body, specific acts, someone you click with, someone you could imagine having dinner with in addition to sex, etc.
And when you are in a session, try to do a little bit of what escorts do. Try to put her at ease. Try to pick up on what her rhythm is and what she likes. Compliment her and let her know you appreciate being with her, even if she is not your ultimate. You will have much better sessions if you do.
There is such a thing as unrealistic expectations in this game. For some people, the more they pay the more unrealistic their expectations become. Even if you pay $1,200/hour for a Porn Star, don't think you are going to automatically be in a porn movie. For one, porn movies are a fantasy. Like all movies, they are edited, and in this case, they're edited to approximate the male idea of the ultimate nonstop bonkfest. But even porn performers won't act this way with a civilian, who is not tested and who probably doesn't know what they are doing.
Keisha gets $1,200/hour because she is Keisha, not because she is 4x sexier than anybody else. If she (or any other PS) was your adolescent fantasy, then go for it, but you are paying for being able to say that you did her, not to be in your fantasy porn movie with her.
First, skip the craigs list skanks who do car dates. You will always be rushed, upsold and have a crappy time. A diamond in the rough is very hard to find. If you do find one, it is probably going to cost you the equivalent of 10 porn star dates.
You want to see a TS, See Lavinia. She is beautiful, passable and all of her reviews are excellent. Don't waste you time or money on anyone else.
Since you liked the girls from TBD, stick with them. If the rate is too high, hobby less. Why throw away 125. on a CL girl and have a bad time, save up for a sure thing.
From your reviews, it is very hard to tell what type of lady you like. You seem to have seen everything, TS girls, BBWs, more mature ladies, very young girls, Black, White, Spanish, Asian. I take it you like variety.
Try some of the other agencies if you want variety. Not the Bait and Switch ones, but reputable ones like Boston Int, Visiting Girlfriends, or Charming friends (although they are kind of pricey, but from what I have heard they are worth it).
RESEARCH!!! There are plenty of excellent Indy providers around with fantastic reviews that are affordable. Some will even offer a discount to regular clients.
IMHO- Porn stars are not worth the money they charge. Regular girls give just as good service if you find the right one, and you will never find the right one doing 50.00 car dates on CL.
One of the only good reviews you have written was for Kate. She is still around, you liked her 7 years ago, go see her again. I am sure she will be just as good, if not better.
Your post is confusing, you are complaining, but from your reviews, you are obviously choosing the wrong girls.
Just my. 02
Jill
Oh and if you want a sure thing at an affordable rate there is always RSG (I heard they were pretty good) Hey I had to get a plug in there somewhere LOL
.........loved to analyze this guy. Wow. What an 'interesting' review history. Here are some armchair psychologist thoughts.....
He really doesn't like himself and doesn't feel as if he 'deserves' a good time so deliberatly chooses ladies more likely to not be a good time.
He feels guilty about wanting/needing to hobby thus choosing ladies that will ensure a poor performance. Thinking he doesn't deserve to enjoy himself.
He feels inadequate around 'established' women.
Has perfomance issues and chooses ladies he knows aren't in the 'provider network' as he thinks we'll laugh at him with eachother. (we do not do that for the record)
He needs to stick with TS girls. Or........come out of the closet and be honest with himself.
i think you are all taking too much time on this guy. his appearance reviews are all very low - which means he must not be using a computer - and therefore not looking at pictures before making his phone calls. I could see getting a B&S and ending up with an ugly woman - but every time - please.
this guy is an ass - and the truly legitimate responses you are all making - and let me say that this is one of the nicest I have seen on this board in a while, are being thoroughly wasted. Esp you Jill - your thoughtful response was a waste of 120 seconds of your life - you are the real deal!
this might be the meanest posting I have made in 3 years - but I am sick of seeing this sh*t.
I was a little surprised by all of the effort to help too; it was really nice of the other posters to try.
I'm just curious as to who is "emailing" the original poster RE: his reviews per his comments in his first post. I know that sometimes members PM to White Knight known providers when they get the occasional terrible review but for random providers with no other history and for all we know are really as horrible as he says? I dunno- maybe users are just taken aback by the consistently low scores/write-ups and comment.
Weird thread all around and lots of cool responses-I hope all of the thoughtfulness and effort of those who responded isn't in vain and will actually be considered by him.
If it was raining soup, you'd be standing outside with a fork. You really need to find something else to spend your money on, because sex just ain't doin' it.
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pun intended.
Hey I had to get a plug in there somewhere LOL