Gee if the times were that good in Boston, maybe you should get a new dress.  That one seems to have been worn through in several very revealing places.  It looks like the wear is most obvious in a few certain high profile areas.

Of course it is light for packing and the TSA should have no trouble clearing you through airport security, if you were to wear it.

It does seem to highlight some of your very good points.  Come back and see us soon.  October is a wonderful month in the Boston area.