Positively discreet, respectful, well groomed professional SWM, absolute LOVER of vibrating toys + baseball, has a fantasy goin' on:  Searching for fun outgoing collegiate type, undergrad or graduate, who also loves the same. I provide you with a ticket to Fenway, you meet me at my seat right next to yours, we catch a few innings, then Uber to nearby hotel for some hours of fun.  Beer and food at the park all on me.  As Joan Rivers often expressed, "Can We Talk?"

Fenway Franks don't vibrate. They sizzle.

Of course compensation! That's why I ask "Can We Talk?"