Positively discreet, respectful, well groomed professional SWM, absolute LOVER of vibrating toys + baseball, has a fantasy goin' on:  Searching for fun outgoing collegiate type, undergrad or graduate, who also loves the same. I provide you with a ticket to Fenway, you meet me at my seat right next to yours, we catch a few innings, then Uber to nearby hotel for some hours of fun.  Beer and food at the park all on me.  As Joan Rivers often expressed, "Can We Talk?"