You see your lady friend has different types of condoms and she doesn't pick the Magnum for you?
Since I've returned I've had a couple of people make jokes about it. "Oppps, don't meet the requirement for that one I guess." I make a point of not being able to see my selection but it isn't always possible, people are curious and they look where you pulling it from. I keep a mixed selection, you knever know, but sometimes a man know what works best for him and brings it along.
For me, I prefer the condom to be snug without killing circulation, leading to deflation. It prevents any type of slippage in my experience. If it does require me to change the size, due to lose of circulation, I am just super careful about it.
I've had the opposite problem..... Been told hmmmm you need a magnum - did you bring one? which I usually do Some people are blessed with with great musical talent, others brilliant minds, me - I received a rather large Johnson
In the begining I was flattered whenever a Magnum was chosen for me, but since most of the regular sizes easily fit a lot more than I'm packing I figured it's all part of the show biz. I can't finish with one anyway so whatever one is fine as long as it stays on until I get tired...
Not curious in the least what she is about to apply to Mr. Happy. I'm much too involved in the anticipation of what is about to happen next. I swear half the time I don't even see where the damn condom comes from. It just somehow winds up on my cock...
Magnum??? Never had the need and my mind is thinking about something else. Angie I did know you were in my neck of the woods Would have made time if only ;(
to put the condom on, hopefully, she has been intimate enough with my dick so that she is pretty clear as to what's going to fit best. So, with all that's going on, no reason to get upset.
When I get going even the small ones start pulling off. So, I'm either waaaaay too small OR I see women with such "Kegel power" that maybe I need to start wearing a cock ring to hold the condoms on? Too bad I go so long (truth) with them on anyway. I would much prefer two sensitive condoms (one on top of the other) instead of one regular condom (tried that once and liked it).
to quote the original.... Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
Had the pleasure of seeing AR today for 1st time and while the magnum caliber wasn't pulled out I still got off two shots in all the excitement ... of course they did seem to have magnum force....also proved you don't need a .44 Magnum to get your head blown clean off .... all I can say is yes I feel very Lucky Harry ...
Many ladies prob didn't know much about condom sizes other than "regular" and "Magnum" until getting into this industry. NOW...wow...you're thinking about what condom to grab upon discretionary inspection...lol. If the lady knows her condom sizes, whats in her current *stock* and what *works* with *what* then its best to determine what you're going to grab in advance. This way, there's no awkwardness and you may find your client learning that what he's been using for a long time was a "wrong fit" for his other man's needs.
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condomdepot.com has explanations for the various condoms. This is an excellent resource for all and I highly recommend them!
Some of the best, thinnest, yet still very protective condoms out there today are made in Japan. However, well, Japanese men aren't exactly *hung* like many American men. The regular condom sizes made by Japanese companies are a tad smaller in diameter than condoms made in the USA. SO, grabbing a *normal* condom (made in Japan) may be just right for a guy whose penis is a lil less than average size, but is too snug for the American' average size. Most of the American-made condoms have rather thick walls so it feels like the guy is wearing something, diminishing the pleasure for all involved.
For guys who have much smaller than average-sized penis', there ARE condoms out there for YOU TOO! "Snugger Fit" is 1 brand that cums to mind actually. However, the condom walls are rather thick. Just do your homework. There are other brands out there that cater to you too!
Something else worth mentioning are condoms out there starting to provide extra *head* space. This is actually VERY important for ultimate cumfort to the man when orgasming. Just as a lady's *Who-ha* swells upon orgasm, so does a man's *yoo-hoo*. You WANT a condom that will provide this added comfort...especially for men who need larger-than-normal *head* room. Magnum especially designed one line to accommodate this particular heady need.
As companions, understanding condoms is important so the best, most comfortable experience is provided for your clients. Sometimes, attempting to make light of your grabbing a clearly wrong sized condom can fizzle the mood or make a man insecure at a time you def don't want those thoughts happening. He may chuckle, but the thought enters his mind and could stay there without any plans or intent to remain a lingering thought...at a point when you don't want *diminishing* thoughts (or something else for that matter!) lol. Just discretely place the wrong-sized condom back in the drawer and grab the correct one while eloquently distracting your gentleman with words/sounds/motions of passion. He frankly, doesn't give a damn, about what condom you're reaching for unless you spotlight your error or its made clear that you grabbed the wrong size when the thing doesn't *fit*. The condom size is furthest from his thoughts at the moment. Keep it that way.
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