There is good entertainment in reading the made-up bios of various providers.  The ones on Eros in particular can be hilarious.  Some are over-the-top ridiculous, others are incoherent, and every once in a while there's a classic typo/malaprop. I just found one of the funniest mistakes of all time on the Boston International site.

Go to Boston International and check out the bio for Claire.  You might miss it on the first pass, but read carefully and you'll see it.

I can't stop laughing.

like a naughty Liberian.

After all these years looking behind the stacks for a naughty librarian, now I am told I should have been looking on the North Coast of Africa.

And you would think that someone with a degree in Literature would have read her own bio and caught the misspelling of "you're" on the second line...

oh my god....exactly who i have been searching for forever, a Liberian who can stop a room....I'll take 5 hours please......

Spotty grammar aside, I like the "like a ninja" line.

I never thought of bringing her along to my family function... great idea !

"Claire is the perfect companion for a night at the opera an important business or family function or a weekend in Bermuda."

well, she is still around. so, you can see if she move like a Ninja.

What does a Ninja move like?

Look carefully

Yes BI's description page of her has errors and is certainly over the top, but I would be reasonably certain that Clair did not write it. And FWIW , ILMAO on the Liberian mistake.

I can only imagine how uncomfortable she would be reading this thread.Or maybe she has a great sense of humor and is laughing right now. I hope so.

WEST coast of Africa.

Claire has been compared to a naughty Liberian Charles Taylor is former president of Liberia and a naughty Liberian, at that, who was arrested while fleeing the country and is being brought to trial at the International Criminal Court at The Hague.

Are there any naughty librarians in Liberia?

But she is fine looking tho.  

" Spotty grammar aside, I like the "like a ninja" line. "


You're right, that's a classic as well.

" I never thought of bringing her along to my family function... great idea ! "


ME: "Mom, dad, this is Claire."

DAD: "Who?  Where?"  [looks around, nobody is there]

ME: "Oh, that's right.  She moves silently through the room like a ninja."

DAD:  "Right I see."

ME:  "Claire, get your pretentious butt over here and introduce yourself to my father."

CLAIRE:  "Ah, Mr. Phillips, it is an * honour * to meet you.  I am Claire, a naughty Liberian by trade..."

Etc.

... before he went back to Liberia to become a naughty, psychotic Liberian, he worked as a taxi driver in * Boston.*  He broke out of the old Charles Street jail.  Mid-1980s, I think.

Thank you for pointing out the spelling error in Claire's bio. Spell check does not always work as well as we would like. We would also like to thank you for all the attention that you have given Boston Int and Claire. As they say in show business all publicity is good publicity. Boston International has always strived to bring to our client the most attractive, worldly, and nicest women available. So it is really no surprise the the biographies of our ladies are more interesting that your average provider. And while we do like to have fun with the bio's the information concerning the providers experiences and interests are true.  The best appointments are when the provider and the client have common interests or even experiences. So thank you for reading the biographies of our magnificent ladies and for keeping us on our toes.  

As for Claire she is an exceptional woman of quality and grace who is intelligent, articulate and is an engaging and fun companion. Take the time to book an appointment with this engaging companion.

While we have your attention our precious Ruby will be in town next week to the delight of our clients who have seen her and to those of us at Boston International who love her.

Lots of typos on the reply as well....maybe us "average providers" could help with writing the bio's for you?

I read all the bio details and would like to meet all your "former gymnasts/dancers".  Unfortunately for me you had 3 last week and I could only see one.  Amy was fun.  She should post on TER.

I think I have posted this before about spelling:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas thuohgt spleling was ipmorantt

Yes, all pub is good pub. I'm newly enthused by BI and calling them today!