Yes I'm a non-reviewing lurker so kill me if you must.  I've hobbied for many years around the world.   I'm amazed at some of the reviewers comments on their own love making ability and subsequent results.  A few posts down someone reviews Crystal and states he is the "best lover" she has ever encountered.  I realize that these reviews are "fantasy" but the literary license that some reviewers take is incredible!   I know this won't be answered by many providers but really do they find on their first encounter with a client that 90% of the men give them 2-5 orgasms after they have had 2-5 customers that day?  As most men do, I consider myself a considerate and adequate lover, but come on guys.  Just curious about providers' response.

I walked forty-seven miles of barbed wire,
I got a cobra snake for a necktie
A brand new house on the road side,
And it's a-made out of rattlesnake hide
Got a band new chimney put on top,
And it's a-made out of human skull
Come on take a little walk with me baby,
And tell me who do you love?

Around the town I use a rattlesnake whip,
Take it easy baby don't you give me no lip

I've got a tombstone hand and a graveyard mind,
I'm just twenty-two and I don't mind dying
Who do you love?

The night were dark and the sky were blue,
Down the alleyway a house wagon flew
Hit a bump and somebody screamed,
You should've heard what I'd seen
Who do you love?

Yeah, I've got a tombstone hand in a graveyard mine,
Just twenty-two baby I don't mind dying
Snake skin shoes baby put them on your feet,
Got the goodtime music and the Bo Diddley beat

I walked forty-seven miles of barbed wire,
I got a cobra snake for a necktie
A brand new house on the road side,
And it's made out of rattlesnake hide
Got a band new chimney put on top,
And it's made out of human skull
Come on take a little walk with me child,
Tell me who do you love?
Who do you love?
Who do you love?

I know how to have an orgasm just by wanting to have one. with a little stimulation and my decision to have one, it will happen and it will happen many times. He really doesnt have to be a good lover for me to have an orgasm. Just a little stimulation and I will cum. Actually I will have more orgasms if he does less rather then more. If he is pounding me hard, I am not inclined to cum as easily as I would if he was a bit slower moving. Or even just stood still and let me grind on him the way I feel it. There are many escorts who do fake orgasms tho. I did some doubles with a few that faked it. They even faked licking my pussy by throwing their long hair over my belly so the man couldnt see them! I'd never fake one tho. But I think some men who are bragging on their skills couldve had some providers faking orgasm. Or maybe they didnt fake it and did have amazing orgasms and the man should feel proud. In the end, only the women can really know the truth. Did she cum because she chose it, did she fake it, was he a better lover then others, are all men able to make her cum..... only she can really know. But it is also our job to feed men's ego. The are wanting us to make them walk out the door with a sway and big ego. So in the end, its not an issue to us if they are bragging. If we had that effect on him, to make his ego huge, then I think we did our job right

Thanks for an honest response, I know our ego's  are one of the reasons we hobby with gorgeous women.  Also, I know most guys as the previous poster have a reasonable and funny view of the situation.  We all have fun, obviously some more than others.  However, I'm not surprised that more providers haven't given their thoughts.

are pretty laughable. If you find a review of a lady that appears more like the guy is reviewing himself, read more of his reviews. You'll most likely find that all of his reviews are quite similar, in that he somehow feels the need to tell me how big his cock is, how long he pounded her, how many times he pounded her, and how many times he MADE he cum. I've got a newflash for him. He has never MADE any woman cum. All he has the ability to do is help out a little.

I've said this sort of thing many times and I'm always embarrassed to read such reviews. If a guy needs to think a provider is "really into it" to enjoy the hour, he probably shouldn't do it, because she's not. It's funny, nobody worries if their mechanic enjoys replacing a transmission.

I remember reading an interview with a provider in Montreal who was asked if she ever had an orgasm during the appointment. She said, "Oh yes, twice. Once when he gives me the money and once when the door hits his ass on the way out!"

I would say 8 out of 10 appointments, I truely enjoy myself. And even in the other 2, I find something i like about the session and usually am happy about that also in the end. I like to have orgasms and so I just have them no matter how good a lover the guy is. Just like there are all kinds of men out there, there are all kinds of women also. Some of us maybe dont really enjoy sex but like the income from it. And some of us have these extremely rediculous sex drives that we just cant get enough of sex and need another way to enjoy it, and make sense of why we have such an extreme drive. I have faked a couple orgasms but only when the man said "Im not going to move from this position until you cum" and maybe I was not comfortable after so long in that position, so I faked it LOL. But otherwise, I just do it naturally and like doing it. For me, I like getting a gift, and probably separate the two things: sex and money. I look the money as a gift because I'm such a nice girl and made someone happy. But I look at the sex as something I need and want and cant live without.

I think if a man left the room without a sway or look of satisfaction, I would be worried that I wasnt a good lover. So by seeing his ego I think it feeds my own ego. I walk around in life very sexually confident and I dont think I would be so confident if I didnt know that men were arrogantly swaggering around over the sex they just had with me.
Yes Im surprised also more women dont speak up. But maybe im saying what they all think? Anyway, I dont mind letting men know what Ive just said. Hope it helps.

I tend to be pretty quiet here on the boards but I felt compelled to respond to this thread. I am very happy to hear Irish's thoughts on the matter. She is exactly what I look for in a provider. I am not going to fool myself into thinking that I have satisfied those with whom I have been with. I would like to think so. More importantly, I would like to think that, if nothing else, she enjoyed the company, felt relaxed and enjoyed the time. I don't think that any two women are alike so the idea that a specific technique is guaranteed to get results is just silly. I think more women probably get sore with the pounding that was described but I have known some who seem to want just that. I do like a woman, like Irish, who can take control and allow herself to enjoy. I would hate to think that Bob is right. I would hate to think that a provider would have such scorn for her clients. I know they are out there but I like to leave at least feeling like she enjoyed my company. I would love even more to think that she was satisfied. Who wouldn't? Isn't that the best part of sex?

Irish, Where have you been? How can I contact you?

Irish, at first I assumed you were guy and couldn't make heads or tails from your post... I don't like telling people how they feel, and if there are things you enjoy, that's great (though I have to admit I'm a little skeptical!)

I just feel like guys sometimes can get themselves into bad situations because they can't separate fantasy from reality, whether it's guys who act as "campers" and won't leave after 60 minutes or guys who announce they're going to leave their wives for the provider or guys who might even get taken for a thousands of dollars. I personally feel the goal should be: have a good time, get a good show, maybe have a couple laughs or whatever--and leave it at the doorway when you go back to the real world. Provider orgasms are like Bigfoot, there are lots of eyewitness testimonies, but I've never seen one!

If you haven't seen a provider's orgasm, that's just too bad.  They do happen and when they do, it's truly a tender moment, but how would you know?

The line between reality and fantasy is indeed a thin one and it is easy to cross from one to the other. I have fallen in love more than once with a provider, and let me tell you it is a sublime feeling. And providers have feelings too, believe it or not. They too can fall in love. That, I think, is just fine!

That really is too bad. I've seen that big wet spot in the middle of the bed sheets, and I've gotten soaked. Every single time, I was wearing a condom, so where do you suppose it came from?

Some girls put on a good show including fake moans and faking orgasms, but many more (at least from those I have seen) enjoy what they do and enjoy real orgasms.  You can't fake squirting.  I guess I’ve been lucky at finding girls that enjoy their work.  Reading lots of reviews improves the odds at this.

I don’t stay past the hour unless invited to do so.   Most of the time it's a goodbye kiss, and you hear the lock bolt as soon as the door is closed.  

A very few providers have given me their real name and personal phone numbers to do stuff off-the-clock outside hotel rooms.  These relationships” are always short-lived but great fun while they last.  Being out with a beautiful woman with no “ulterior motive”…as I have already done everything I wanted to physically with them back in the room, heh heh.

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But if you aren't looking for a woman's orgasm I can pretty much guarantee that you will never find one...

As a provider once told me
" I can't believe Men pay me to have an Orgasim"

That a guy with an alias like "Smartenup" can't spell orgasm...

What to see what provider really think? This is worth another look. (Don't worry, though, I'm sure this doesn't apply to anyone here....)

That is not to say I live in fantasyland either, though.

Then there are those that I reeeeeeeeeally enjoy being with...
I wish there could be a Provider response tab available for us in our own reviews..
Maybe someday..
At least we can whitelist those gentlemen that are pleasurably charming & have skills in "the ringing bells" dept!!
Here's a game to improve bell ringing skills
(link below)

http://www.funny-games.biz/orgasm-girl.html

        VOTED BEST BELL RINGER
       (in the hobbiest category)

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Wow! There's a happy lady lol.  I'm sure she spits on the homeless, doesn't tip waitresses, and just in general is pretty miserable.  I'd like to meet her when she's fifty and see how she's doing living with her 40 cats.  Thinking she's related to Dick Cheney maybe, that kindness has to be genetic.

Lets just say I have a Biology background so I can keep some of my privacy. If you Google female orgasm, there is one thing that ALWAYS physically happens just when a woman is about to orgasm that you cant miss if you know about it. I can tell when a Lady is faking for my pleasure and to keep the session moving smoothly, no problem either. And I can tell when she has a real one, again no problem.

Just do the Google and you will read about what I mean. Enjoy All.

Tony

She sounds like one twisted Bitch to me. Actually she sounds like one very lonely twisted Bitch, who has probably never been in a meaningful relationship in her life, which is why she feels the need to trash her customers. Most providers do not have such a miserable outlook on life, so I would put zero stock in what this weirdo thinks.Her life is unfulfilled so she feels the need to lash out at others.