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Re: Ally Can't Get (Civilian) Satisfaction
Howyadoin3 8 Reviews 1303 reads
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Ally, all I can say is that you are a beautiful, intelligent woman who deserves whatever she desires.  I've only seen you once, but I know from which I speak.
Many hobbiest have similar issues.  We want the great relationship, but also the variety and mystery that go with the hobby.
Alot of us also fantasize about dating (i.e. real dates w/ no nookie) with our favorite provider.  Building a relationship with a woman we know is a tigress in bed. I would welcome the opportunity to take you out to a fine restaurant, theatre, movie, etc.  
If going on a regular date with a client is anywhere on your radar, PM me.

AllyMoore2388 reads

I imagine that hobbyists believe that escorts are afforded the lucky pleasure of virtually on-demand sex and affection.
While this is true to an extent, often those of us who do not have a significant other to call upon pine for "civilians", non-hobbyists.  Dating for an escort can be quite the conundrum with issues of honesty and social responsibility affecting how we approach (or rather allow ourselves to be approached).

I'm not one for a challenge but admittedly I miss the moments of sexual anxiety upon meeting someone new, the promise of a first kiss.

There are instances in which our (read: my) libido override the issues presented by the secret life.

Perhaps its the rapidly changing weather but I had my eyes peeled for some civvie love this weekend.

Scenario #1:  Post-gym visit to Shaw's.  I've got that workout glow, second skin outfit melded by sweat and am feeling at one with my body, endorphins still rushing.  In the quintessential produce aisle moment I lock eyes with a sexy Latin guy over the bananas.   We pussyfoot around each other through a few aisles until checkout.  He follows me to the parking lot and calls "nice car" with a smile.  Emboldened, I turned to walk towards him and BAM!  Interception by a man telling me that he can fix a ding on my car, replete with his business card and paper advertisement.  Hottie waits for a few minutes, drives near at a slow pace staring and yet I can't shake Gollum the Auto Body guy so he pulls off into the sunset.  I tell Gollum he "just cost me some hot Latin ass so [he] better give me 50% off."  He laughed not realizing exactly how serious I was.

Scenario #2
A mixer for my neighbors.  I meet a New Jersey guy new to Boston in my building who seemed quite promising.  A certain tone of voice and flirtation led me to believe that he can tap some ass.  I may ignore the gel in hair, True Religion Jeans and assertion that he's "gotta guy" for everything I say I need (car work, floor waxing etc.). Italians do it better.  
I'm not a closer (or a very good closee outside of the hobby )so I shyly went home alone.

Scenario #3
Out for drinks with the Cosmopolitan Slut Roommate ( http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?BoardID=9&SortBy=DateCreated%20desc&Search=cosmopolitan&SearchType=1&DayFrom=60&DayTo=0&MessageID=101573&frmSearch=1) ).  Who needs Rohypnol when you've got a girl who sucks down gin the way that she does?  I'm not very good at being easy at bars, even when I try.  Ever in pigtails and glasses, book in hand and visible (emo) tattoo I get attention from a few indie rock boys who want to talk about British punk influences.
She hooks up and the friend of the "lucky" guy says: "you're cuter but she looks like she likes to party".  
Oh the irony.

Times are hard!

I guess I have to go with what I know.
Fucking and sucking are fucking and sucking irrespective of how I find it so maybe I should stop complaining about "sure things".

Love,
Ally "An-Ad-Isn't-As-Fun-Without-A-Tangent" Moore

WhoIsAlly.Moore on Y! (Please guys, no poke-the-escort-with-a-stick: scheduling/chatting for potential guests only-not cubicle diversion)

*North Shore today until Wed., MA, NH, RI & CT oucall.  I took this weekend off (obviously I wasn't getting laid) so if you emailed or IMed ping me again.  

-- Modified on 9/22/2008 10:14:05 AM

Related Link: http://AllyMoore.com

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SomeJizz1522 reads

love your posts, especially the hot ones, it's like your blog on the board.

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AllyMoore3307 reads

If I have to make you read my availability weekly or consider me I hope that its a funny insight into what it is to do what we do (from one perspective anyway).

I think that this post tells you a lot more about who I am than explicitly waxing on and on about how "upscale, educated and special" I am.  You guys get tired of reading it and I sure as hell get tired of typing it so I try to do it as seldom as possible :).

Xo & thanks for having a sense of humor about it.
I'm very sure that I get on at least a handful of people's nerves.

-- Modified on 9/22/2008 1:47:01 PM

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ckayaker0072309 reads

I love reading about the lives you ladies lead. The more you write the more i can get a feel of how we might match up. Without revelations like this I have no way to get to know the person in the hot body. Fro what I've read, as hot as you are your real beauty is your inner one. Thanks for sharing & making yourself more approachable.

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gentlemanGuy3103 reads

... or was this the "Penthouse Forum" that I was just reading?  (No, wait, it couldn't be the "Forum", because someone always gets laid in those posts...)

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AllyMoore2471 reads

LOL!

I don't think I'm imagining that though, we seem to be talking less and less with each visit!

Anyway, the hobby isn't very forgiving in terms of writing about the lifestyle.  If I could do it with dignity, without the exploitation of myself or my guests and without scaring the living wits out of everyone who has met me I would.

I'll just continue staving off the urge by placing little notes here and when its over...the memoir will be left in TER archives.

-- Modified on 9/22/2008 1:52:52 PM

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kk027876 reads

...I will publish your little notes as a book about an escort with smarts! And I will make a lot of money. Ha ha ha!

Right now, I am taking suggestions for a title.

-- Modified on 9/22/2008 3:49:50 PM

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anon88941137 reads

real receptive to being called the "H" word.  MHO

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AllyMoore855 reads

I haven't any qualms about using any number of the following:

Hooker
Pro
Ho
Whore
Prostitute

Etc.

I consider my current path a time-honed art. Used as a term of endearment amongst my peers or spat from a misogynist: I take no offense at these words, no matter the delivery.

KK is a dear friend with whom I speak nearly daily, you needn't spank him.

-- Modified on 9/22/2008 5:10:21 PM

Related Link: "Women of the Light: The New Sacred Prostitute"

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Fantom Gourmay1313 reads

A work of art destine to be a classic!

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machito1962 reads

Ally, you are the Sei Shōnagon of Boston! I really have to come see you again some time.

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AllyMoore1299 reads

Geez louise did The Pillow Book warp me as a child.
Charming musings but what an ice queen she was!

That and finding my father's copy of "The Happy Hooker" at age 10.

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Howyadoin31304 reads

Ally, all I can say is that you are a beautiful, intelligent woman who deserves whatever she desires.  I've only seen you once, but I know from which I speak.
Many hobbiest have similar issues.  We want the great relationship, but also the variety and mystery that go with the hobby.
Alot of us also fantasize about dating (i.e. real dates w/ no nookie) with our favorite provider.  Building a relationship with a woman we know is a tigress in bed. I would welcome the opportunity to take you out to a fine restaurant, theatre, movie, etc.  
If going on a regular date with a client is anywhere on your radar, PM me.

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Sychronicity739 reads

Awlays fascinating reading Ally.  Keep 'em coming!

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