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Re: Ah, I love mathematics...regular_smile
hungry1951 29 Reviews 992 reads
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The world's only perfect science.

Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M
N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26.

then

H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5
= 96%

But ,

A-T  -T -I -T  -U -D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B -U  -L   -L -S -H-I -T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing
will take you..

A-S -S -K -I -S-S -I -N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7
= 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

MathFollowmeProfessor2430 reads

B-B-B-J-N-Q-N-S-C-I-M
2+2+210+14+17+19+3+9+13 = 105%


Well done


Thank you
2009 = 27

m5unit1479 reads

Now that is my kind of addition professor !

MathFollowmeProfessor1190 reads

One must fully understand the very important equation

B 4 I 4 Q U  =  RU/18



Thank you
2009 = 27

...And the way they are playing right now.   I seriously doubt that 2009 will be #27 for the Yankees.

MathFollowmeProfessor1157 reads

As my cousin YogiFollowmeBerra once said "It ain't over til it's over"

And I have my cousins MagicianFollowme and FartherFollowme working on it.

Thank you
2009 = 27

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