I had on 7" high stiletto heels...walked on the kitchen floor that had been freshly waxed...went down like a ton of lead and really hurt my left knee...now I no longer wear heels unless I am horizontal

Everyone things I spend all weekend horseback riding.

(They're half right.)  8o)

Question of the Week, My Butt !

Yes I did as a matter of fact. Was meeting with two lovely Ladies at a service out of western Mass ran by Roberta or Bobbi. It no longer exists. Anyway, all the action was taking place in the living room, the couch to be specific and as the three of us got into things, I kinda rested my ass cheek on the end of a glass top end table. Well my ass was bigger than I anticipated and I broke the glass and cut my butt cheek. Had to get three stitches. and I think my explanation lasted longer than my wait in the emergency room.

Tony  

After finishing business in my hotel room the provider picked up her things from the table, we said our goodbyes and she left.  I took a quick shower and then started to gather my own things.  Everything was fine until I realized my car keys were missing.  I looked under the bed, on the floor, checked all drawers, but no key.  Did she possibly take them by accident?  About 10 minutes into my panic attack she called to tell me she accidently took them and would be right back. That would have been a pretty tough explanation if I had to call my wife to pick me up 20 miles from home in a hotel.  So while it wasnt exactly an accident I guess you could call it a near heart attack.