Re:Puerto Rico

I've been to PR many times, though not in a couple of years.  There's a local paper (forget its name) with the usual rundown of escorts, but unless you're into, shall we say, less than petite women, you'll be out of luck.  The good news is, they don't seem to mind sending over 4 or 5 to pick from, even as you're turning them away.  I never met one that wasn't a good 30 lbs over the limit.  And "19" is a euphemism for 30-35.  

Then there are the clubs, but it's the normal scam -- they'll talk you up into the hundreds for a less than stellar hour.  Some of the girls are quite cute though.  Depends how much you want to be taken for.  

CAB