About a week ago someone suggested a ban on the word "bombshell" to describe -- well, the word is so overused we're not sure what it means anymore.  That got me thinking:  most providers on TER make an effort to sound distinctive.  For those of us who still hunt for hidden gems on sites like BP and cityvibe, however, there are some comments that automatically signal that we should move on.  Here are my top 5:
5.  "It's all about YOU."  Well, not quite -- this is not a public service, is it?
4.  "Ask about my specials."  In order words, let the negotiations begin!
3.  "Ask about my friend."  ... 'cause that's who you're gonna get!
2.  "Prettier in person."  It's OK for a guy to say that about a woman, but when the woman says that, it does not inspire confidence.  Maybe it's time to hire a decent photographer.
And the #1 turn-off line:
1.  "If it's not me, it's free."  Hmm, try telling that to the girl who shows up instead!  Ten bucks to the first guy who can prove he ever collected on this kind of guarantee.

Any other candidates?  Best wishes for the holidays and a happy, healthy new year.

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