My buddy is having a beer with me and telling me he is SURE his wife is cheating on him but he cannot seem to catch her. I tell him, go to the pet store, by yourself a parrot, teach it how to speak and have it tell you everything when you get home at night. My buddy is out the door before I can take a breath. He enters the pet store and demands a parrot, but the pet store owner says "I only have one parrot and he has no legs". My buddy say "show me the parrot anyway". They go over to the cage with the parrot, who is hanging upside down from his perch by his pecker, and the parrot introduces himself and proves to be almost a genius. My buddy buys the parrot, takes him own and explains to the parrot exactly what he whats him to do. The parrot replies "No Problem, go have a beer, I got ya covered". My buddy has a beer, goes home later that night and talks with the parrot. The parrot is beside himself, he tells my buddy, "you would not believe it, no sooner had you left than your wife had her boyfriend come over, they took off each others shirts, ripped off each others pants, he took of her bra, she dropped his under and, and, it was just unbelievable". My buddy say "What happened next Parrot". The parrot responds " I dont know, I got a hard on and fell of the damn perch".