Boston

Ok this is a silly joke but it made me laugh :)
Brthtkngbrooke 1873 reads
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This man went to the social security office without his I.D. the lady asked, "How do I know you are the proper age to recieve this?" He showed her his chest hair and through the gray hair she decided to give him Social Security.

Upon arriving home, he happily exclaimed to his wife: "Honey, I showed the lady at the Social Securtiy office my gray chest hair and she gave me benefits without and I.D."

The wife replied; "Great, you should have undone your pants and recieved disability."

Hardy Har Har.

Enjoy your day Boston. Looks like it's warmin' up out there.
Brooke

men come see us escorts to build their confidance back up. We would certainly not talk to them that way. We love their cocks. They are what we dream about, think about, and worship. The joke is funny, but it's actually true that wives often talk this way to their husbands. I'll never forget when my cousin got married and 1 week after their marriage we were all sitting with the relatives (grandmother, aunts, ect) and she made a joke about his skinny chicken legs. I was nowhere even close to being an escort back then, but I remember feeling such shock at her comment! How could she say a thing like that about the man she loved :( but on that day, I swore that I would NEVER insult a man like that. I would forevermore, do my best to boost men's confidence and make them feel as good as possible when they are around me.

But the magic words from my wife were: "I don't care who you fuck as long as it isn't me."

Being a little dense at times, I admit it took five years for the message to sink in and me to take her up on the offer. :-)

Flora you nailed it. I'm in my 40's and believe it or not weigh 130lbs! For 30 years I've had to listen to comments like "You're so skinny" or "Don't you eat?" It REALLY starts to wear on you.

I did not intend to insult or to be insensitive to anybody's issues or insecurities. . . honestly. My apologies. :)



Have a great day!

None taken Brooke. "If a man speaks in the forest, and a woman isn't there to hear him, is he still wrong?"

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