With New Year's around the corner, is there any interesting New Year's resolutions?

Mine is to finally meet with the luscious Ashley Taylor sometime this year!

Good choice

Mine is to do doubles with Ashley Amber and Sexy Toni.

Properly won't be alive after it. But what a way to go ! ! ! !

I can just imagine all the work the poor mortician will have to do to get the smile off my face.

And it only involves one lady but for double the time! I know that I would never stop smiling!

I resolve always to ensure my verbs and subjects agree.

That one lady is the unquestioned ultimate in Piece on Earth.

God, this board is dead as a doorknob for a reason.

Some of you are so petty.