Sheen was married to Denise Richards. What an awesome babe. She can't act, but she's great eye candy.

Tiger was married to a Swedish bikini model and still had to get some strange. That's messed up. But I do understand Tiger's dilemma. It all stems from following the advice of his father.

You see when Tiger was a young boy. His father realized he had a real talent for golf and one day, he gave him this advice. "Tiger, concentrate on golf and FUCK EVERYTHING ELSE!"

Perhaps if Tiger was a little smarter, he would have realized that his father was speaking figuratively and not literally.

I idolize my toilet in the morning.

I'd pick Tiger.

But Eliot Spitzer is the true hypocrite and he keeps his socks on.  That's why
I think he's the most amusing famous character in the hobby.

Watch "Client 9: The Rise and Fall of Eliot Spitzer"  if you haven't already.  It's really good.

Tiger Woods represented himself to be something he wasn't in order to market himself.  Thus, he is
hypocritical in his presentation.  It is amazing to me that the media was shocked!  Shocked at his infidelity!
Imagine a wealthy athlete with too much money and too much time running around with other women!!!

Charlie Sheen, on the other hand, has never portrayed himself to be anything but an unfaithful, alcoholic
jerk, as he so successfully portrays in his TV comedy and in his public real life.  The women who date and marry him know full well what they are getting into when they have a relationship with him.

Neither one is best friend material, or even next door neighbor material.

One is a golfer and the other is an actor -- neither is particularly worthy of adulation on the basis of their great accomplishments on behalf of humanity.