We do outcalls  to Nantucket fairly regularly.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!

 
There once was a girl from Nantucket.
Her boyfriend was about to up-chuck it.  
she said with a grin,
wipe that cum from your chin.
I told you it's my job to suck it!

-- Modified on 5/10/2013 4:30:32 PM

Hope it ends better than this.

There once was connrogue2 on Nantucket  
Who longed for a provider to suck it  
He offered several Franklins  
Hoping she would not charge gazillions  
But in the end without hope, he just said fuck it