Female prayer:  

Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man who's not a creep.

One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed.
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door
Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind.
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end.
And never attempt to hit on my friend.

And as I kneel and pray by my bed.
I look at the creep you sent me instead.
Amen

Male prayer:

Dear Lord,  Please send me a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store.  
Amen




-- Modified on 7/15/2003 4:17:42 PM