I woke early one morning
The earth lay cool and still
When suddenly a tiny bird
Perched on my window sill,

He sang a song so lovely
So carefree and so gay,
That slowly all my troubles
began to slip away..

He sang of far off places
Of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his very trilling
brough up the morning sun.

I stirred beneath the covers
Crept slowly out of bed,
Then gently shut the window
And crushed his fucking head.

I'm not a morning person.

That poem was too cute!  And I thought I was the only one that wasn't a morning person.

Oh noo..LOL, unless I am with someone under the sheets!

Three Little Birds.  You see, Bob would get up in the morning, go to his doorstep, roll up a fatty and start the day.  Three birds would always come by and eat the seeds that he discarded, which led to the song.

           Rise up this mornin',
           Smiled with the risin' sun,
           Three little birds
           Pitch by my doorstep
           Singin' sweet songs
           Of melodies pure and true,
           Sayin', ("This is my message to you-ou-ou:")

           Singin': "Don't worry 'bout a thing,
           'Cause every little thing gonna be all right."
           Singin': "Don't worry (don't worry) 'bout a thing,
           'Cause every little thing gonna be all right!"

RIP

I formally object to the explicit word used at the end of this poem.  It is unnecessarily distasteful and should not be seen on this board.

I call upon the moderator to delete this posting and the remains of this thread based on the new standard established in the past week for moral acceptability within posting.

Aphrodisia, nothing personnal, but if you don't see my posting as simply a comment on the stupidity of explicit language sensor rule, I think I will scream.

she said "f**king" ... heh heh ... heh heh ... heh heh

Hi, Just a suggestion, sometimes I include a [sarcasm mode on] at the beginning and [sarcasm mode off] at the end of a totally sarcastic message just so's no one gets offended... A smiley might help lol

Has everyone written their email to Staff? huh huh huh ???

Again,
my personal belief is, if you don't like it don't read it!! There is ALWAYS someone that has something negative to say!!
Be nice!! It gets you Far!
My 02 cents....