A first – grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multisyllabic words. She thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children for examples of words with more than two syllables.
One pupil stood up and said, “Mas-tur-ba-tion.”
Shocked and trying to retain her composure, the teacher said,
“wow. Four syllables. That certainly is a mouthful.”
“No ma’am,” he replied. “you’re thinking of blow job, and that’s only two syllables.”


Two hillbillies were out fishing one afternoon. The First said to the second, ”Supposing’
I was to sneak over to your place Saturday and make love to your wife while you was
Off hunting’, and she got pregnant and had a baby. Would that make us kin?”
The second replied, “I don’t know about that, but it sure make us even.”


Two buddies were having a drink at a bar when a subject turned to sex and marriage. ”Do you and your wife ever do it doggy style?” the first man asked.
“Well, every once in a while,” the second man replied. “But she’s more into the trick dog thing.”
“Oh I see,” the first man said. “Kinky stuff, eh?”
“Well, not exactly,” the second replied. “I sit up and beg, and she rolls over and plays dead


A woman told her psychiatrist that she’d fallen in love with a vibrator. “It’s not as bad as it sounds,” she said. “It’s just an on-again, off-again relationship.”


A wife went to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big problem, Doc. Every time we’re in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out his earsplitting yell.”
“ My dear,” the shrink said, “that’s completely natural. I don’t see what the problem is.”
“The problem is,” she complained, “it wakes me up."


A married executive took a business trip to palm beach. The weather was so nice that he decided to stay an extra week. He e-mailed his best friend with the message “Hop on the next plane for a week fun on me. Bing my wife and your mistress.”
A few hours later his friend wrote back, “Your wife and I are arriving tomorrow at noon. How long have you known about us?”



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