...And my needs are not eccentric either.

Oh Well!

You are both eccentric and brilliant Crystal!

'Crystal, Crystal, quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells, and cockle shells,
And carrots all in a row.'

Mother Goose Me

Eccentric implies intelligence. If you want off the wall, crazy, insane, or sex crazed, you are in the right place.

Brilliant in bed? Don't count on it, here!

Brilliant - I've just been waxed

I've also been sick in bed ... at least that's what she said. (badda-bing).