A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday.After looking around, she found that the pets were very expensive.

She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but didn't want to spend a lot.

'Well,' said the clerk, 'I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blowjobs!' 'Blow jobs!' the woman replied.

'It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month,' he said.

The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and if it's true...no more blow jobs for her! She bought the frog.

When she explained frog's ability to her husband, he was skeptical and laughed it off!  

The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.

In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans making hellacious banging and crashing sounds.

She ran to the kitchen to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks.

'What are you two doing at this hour?' she asked.

The husband replied, 'If I can teach this frog to cook.......you're  gone.'

good one!

That is a cute joke. I'm stealing it, thanks!