Teacher asked Timmy "why is your cat in school today?"

Timmy says through his tears "I heard Daddy tell Mommy I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids are at school today."


A Young Lady was asked  to use handsome in a sentence.
She says " When I am giving my boyfriend a blowjob and my jaw gets tired I use my hand some!"

Hope everyone is having a great day!

Ciao!
Love, Penny XXXOOO

I got a good laugh out of those.