I watched a show called Manswers on Spike TV last night and thought I would share a little tidbit of information with you guys.

If you are ever in doubt the woman you are with was ever a man, check her/his hands. On a mans hand the ring finger is always longer than the index finger. A womans ring finger is shorter than the index finger.

Ok....tell the truth...how many of you checked your own hands?

You are welcome.

21

I've been living a lie for all of these years...better start saving for my prune the penis surgery.

What are you doing tonight honey?

It gets stretched out from constantly prying off the wedding ring before men go on appointments!

"They can cut off a cock, and build a snatch, but they can't turn a size 12 into a size 7 shoe"!

I booked an appointment in Chicago with a well known, and fairly well reviewed "ass queen".  I realized upon my arrival and spending about 5 minutes with this "lady" that it was a post op TRANNY ! (Big feet, catcher's mitt hands, husky voice)-- I BOLTED out of there like a track star and went to a bar and got drunk!  I later exposed this freak on TER as a post op Tranny.

$10,000,000 for the first hour 50% deposit required.

Each additional hour is $350.

You'd think the hairy ass would of tipped you off too.

How do I tell?

Thats $166,666.60 per minute!!!

I figured out what my wife cost me per minute seeing as I only need about a minute and she's still a little cheaper. Your rates are what they are and I don't like to haggle so I think I'm going to pass.

Which one really ran and went and got drunk?

Are the same size on both hands...
What does THAT mean???

I wouldnt worry doll, just trim the nail on the ring finger and you should be ok.

You're welcome....

Done!

I mean really people, I used to cruise for street walkers years ago and, trust me, if you couldn't tell the difference between a woman and a guy in stilettos and a gown while cruising around the Bay Village area you where in for quite a surprise when you got to second base...

You're a woman, a very sexy woman!


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