Hi,

For those of you who enjoy RI AMPs, it was recently reported on another web site that Tokyo Spa was raided last week, two therapists being charged for pandering, and that police recorded client license plates for over a 1 month period.  Despite this knowledge and knowing that LE likes to focus raids around the same time, I nevertheless decided to visit one of my favorite spas as my back was killing me and in need to a good shiatzu.

This morning I visited one of the most popular AMPs in downtown RI and it was all very suspicious so I immediately left.  First of all, a suspicious looking man opened the door to let me in and instead of being guided to a massage room, I was guided to a little lounge/kitchen area with other suspicious looking characters sitting around (vice?) and he told me that I had to wait and in a pushy manner that I should sit down.  The room didn't look like it used to as I was once in it a long time ago and it was really not for clients, but for the therapists to hand out and rest.  I looked at the other guys sitting around and they all looked like soldiers of fortune types, and something just didn't smell right, so I just shrugged, looked around and departed saying "no thanks".  This sort of thing never usually happens.  

First of all, an asian woman therapist or mamasan always open the door to let you enter and immediately guides you to a room.

Secondly,  they always try orchestrate all client shuttling from room to shower to spa to room etc....to avoid one client ever seeing another client to maintain descretion.

Thirdly, the place was jammed packed on a Sunday morning.  I have gotten back massages on many sundays and it is never crowded, but slow.

Lastly, as I left I noticed that there were a lot of men hanging around outside or around the place talking on cell phones and appeared to be monitoring things.

I think it would be wise to avoid the RI AMPs until things cool down if you are seeking more than a back massage.  Although a simple back massage was all I wanted and is all I get there when I go, I felt it was best to leave given the possibility of a messy situation.

This is just my take on things and I hope this information helps.

charlesinboston

that there are establishments on the planet called "massage parlors" where employees sometimes touch clients in places other than the acceptable back, neck, and shoulders.

this is disgusting, an abomination to mine eyes. i'm told sometimes they even touch the "naughty bits".

eeeeewwwwwwwwwww. cut it out!

i'm also told that this evil touching sometimes causes a man to spill his seed.

double eeeewwwwww!

i want all human police officers to stop everything they are doing and put these horrible places out of business. this is a priority, please forget about any and all other crime until you put a stop to this.

i've told you all this before, and i'll tell you again: no touching naughty bits unless you get married in one of my churches, and no spilling seed unless you intend to make a baby. two simple rules, why can't you remember them?

...could you please see to it that your "shepards" with the funny collars understand these rules, as well?  Something seems to be amiss here.

Thank you Lord, I am but a pathetic disgusting seedy man seeking female naughty bits ever since I was a boy.......tell me, now that I have your attention, when are you gonna make me go blind and give me those hairy palms you promised me a long long time ago??

..It is difficult to remember ALL your sacred tenets -

especially when I am so busy massaging, touching and spilling men's seeds.

HOWEVER, I will think of you piously...THE NEXT TIME I GET DOWN ON MY KNEES!

Humbly yours,
Lilly

The first is just some bozo who decides to use a religious setting to harass the hookers and johns. Or, you are a legitimate "christian" who, somehow found your way to this forum.

Oh yes, my friend, we are "brothers". If you are legitimate, we have some common ground.....church going, bible believing, and Jesus loving men. Now you speak in your post in the first person, so in a service, you would end by speaking "so saith The Lord". (Yes, I noticed the caps). Now I will clarify by adding one thing to the description of us above, which applies to me, but maybe not to you. I am a born again, BACKSLIDING christian. Now, again I will say, IF you are a legimate brother christian, without sin, I will only say to you, your WITNESS in this manner here is ill advised. Now I expect if you are legitimate, you will come back at me with some more of your preaching. Seen it before. My guess is that you have some unmet needs, or some fantasies of your own, that brought you here, unless you fit in class one. Search your heart brother, and your motives. You know that speaking "so saith The Lord" is not taken lightly by HIM when used lightly. Remember the biblical admonition...THOU SHALT NOT JUDGE. A pastor whom I respect highly once said something I have never forgotten. The ground around the cross is level, therefore only ONE can look down and judge. My guess that on that day, both YOU and I will have some answering to do......God Bless my friend......OMR

Well Baby,

If you are the Christian you say you are, then what the hell are you doing on this forum?  Reforming us wayward "hookers and johns, perhaps?" Ever engage a provider?  Think you have.  True, Jesus did engage Mary Magdeline, however he was a JEW, whose goals were NOT to create a new religion (Christianity was incepted 60 years after his death); nor was his intent to deny human desires.  This was created and inspired by hypocritical, women hating males wishing to make Christianity an elitest male group - certainly not the intent of Jesus.  Ever read "Sermon on The Mount," or any histories pertaining to the crusades?  OF course way back when, the PIOUS ones were diddling little boys, so celebacey was adopted (funny how we've come full circle).

If you are the Christian that you profess to be, may I suggest you get off your little soapbox, cancel your TER account, stop engaging us "hookers," confess to your wife all your carnal sins and pray for forgiveness.

Sometimes I deliberately write to incite, because I cannot believe what I read sometimes.  HOWEVER, in your case, there is no hope, redemption or increase of stem cell growth in ANY religion that I can think of, off the top of my head.

Maybe on VULCAN.  Send me a postcard.

Nanu nanu

I did not intend to upset you, or any of the ladies. My comments were intended for "The Lord". Notice the word BACKSLIDING. I am on this forum because there is something lacking in my life, and I know I dont have to tell you what. I hold to my beliefs, but having them and practicing them are two different things. While I have yet to meet any of you ladies yet, I strongly believe it is better for a man to get to know you ladies than to take his sexual fantasies out on someone unwilling, and defenseless. Sometimes a wife is unwilling. I am not justifying my behavior or trying to come across holier than thou. PLEASE PLEASE accept my apologies. I meant nothing derogatory toward you or any other lady. I know why I am on these boards, and I know based on the beliefs stated to the original poster that I shouldnt be here. But, I am and will be for some time. The consequences from a christian perspective will be between me and THE LORD, (the real one) someday. OMR

IF YOU TWO INFIDELS ARE THROUGH DISCUSSING ME??!!!

i am not religious... i am RELIGION. i am the alpha and the omega. the creator. the one true god. plus, i once met mick jagger backstage after a stones concert. anyway, i have a modest proposal on how you sinners can redeem yourselves and clean up this horrible evil that is occuring in the massage parlors.

next time a masseuse offers to rub any of your naughy bits, you should eat her. eat the escorts too. call girls, prostitutes, streetwalkers, courtesans, gfes, pses, hmes(honeymoon experience, thank you marcella), and tdts (testicle drainage technicians, thank you lady rose). eat 'em all, i say.

lilly, i have a soft spot in my heart (but not EVERYwhere) for you as i know you are a very worshipful girl ( i hear you spend a lot of time on your knees). when you get back from vacation i may make a visit and allow you to atone for your sins. wait til you see my communion wafer....

-- Modified on 8/4/2003 3:39:25 PM

...right on Lilly, you slap his ass with the TRUTH!

XOXO

charlesinboston

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Oh yeah, I almost forgot:

Dear GOD, thank you for Viagra.

Now can you manifest a growth hormone for us too?

charlesinboston

backchannel [email protected]

Ok, charlie boy, ROFLMAO WITH YOU GUYS. Third type...a hobbyist with a bit of a weird sense of humor that pulls it off excellently. Slap my ass......hhmmmmmmm.....now that has possibilies...OMR...aka backsliding reprobate sinner...

Play safe and enjoy each other ladies and gentlemen...

OMR it seems he could be one of three types.
he could just have been making a joke. It struck me ...slightly, of sarcasm.
Sarcasm, while some times hurtful and/or hateful is still a respected and accepted type of humor.  a preacher I respected once told me that, 2 weeks later he asspunched a classmate and is now imprisoned.

many kisses omr!

Of course, MY LORD..I am ALWAYS at your service!

You are too serious chuck, you need to get laid.