Q: Why don’t women blink during foreplay?

A: ’Cause they don’t have time!

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While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a hot, intelligent young lady. When he finally persuaded her to disrobe in his hotel room, he saw she had a perfect-10 body. Unfortunately for him, he was unable to perform when the time came.

On his first night home, the executive walked from the shower into the bedroom to find his wife all covered up in a wrinkled bath robe, her hair up in curlers, face creamed, munching loudly on some candy while reading through a movie magazine. Then, without a moment’s notice, he feels the onset of a massive erection.

Looking down at this, he snarls aloud, “Now I know why they call you a prick!

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Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town’s name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.

As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the employee, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are…very slowly?”

The blonde leaned over the counter and said, “Burrrrrr gerrrrrr Kiiiing.”

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A young Southern belle walks into a bar after having a very bad day. The bartender asks her what she would like to drink, to which she replies, “What kind of beer do you suggest?”

“Anheuser-Busch?” the bartender says.

The Southern belle then retorts, “Fine thank you. And how’s your dick?”



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