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What's your porn star name? (Something fun on a rainy day)
LamontCranston69 971 reads
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There are three ways of going about this, pick the best one for you.

Method 1. Take your middle name and the name of your first pet. Put them together for your porn star name.

Method 2. Substitute your first pet's name with the name of the street you grew up with.

Method 3. and usually the best one, take your first pet's name and the street you grew up on  

 

Post the best one

sexymarafouru325 reads

My middle name is Mae, yes really...

Can I just pretend I grew up on ' I ' street?  It would be really fitting as I'm pretty sure I say and/or think it often in the presence of a welcoming penis

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CT-Guy139 reads

Option 3

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impposter179 reads

Correction: The Pet Formerly Known as Prince was actually a parakeet but I was afraid of being ridiculed for not having a REAL pet like a dog. I apologize for trying to deceive you all.


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PenleyDuke185 reads

Lmao that's hilarious

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HankTMan123 reads

Actually according to formula #3 it's Bandit Slate - but Slate Bandit sounds better.

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impposter184 reads

Who are you, Francis Barraud

Related Link: The Real Nipper

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Foodyguy149 reads

I was buried in a small park surrounded by magnolia trees.

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impposter101 reads

Yeah, the "original" Nipper and Francis Barraud have been dead a long while. I just needed the excuse to tell people that the dog listening to "His Master's Voice" on the RCA Victor products actually was a real dog with a name.  

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nothrofboston98 reads

You'd think I'd be better on all fours

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