I monitor this board off and on, I have never hobbied but I do like eye candy( Dancers are my weakness) I was even a paid member once apon a time, and I must say I am tempted. I find providers fall in to two camps. 1 BBw and older girls that I can score the same type in real life with out a fee and  the out of my league young ones and  the 8,9 and 10s that I dram about.( Ahh I can dream) for the record I am a white male pushing 40, just shy of 6 feet and 215 lbs

...That you've been tempted for a while.

Just do it already.

Why blow hundreds of dollars on unfulfilling strippers when you can pretty much search, find your ideal and bang her?

Isn't that special...

Don't let the shy part stop you. I'm a bit shy myself, but the ladies here can make you feel so comfortable in the blink of an eye.

What are you waiting for, my friend?

No one cares how old you are or what you look like as long as the envelope has the right amount of cash in it and you are not a jerk.  Strippers will blow smoke up your ass about how handsome you are or how funny you are but as soon as the money is gone so are they...

Providers are, in general, are a lot more honest with you.  I know a few gals who have done both. What I find interesting is that, the money being equal, they all prefer escorting to dancing because the BS factor is so much less of a factor.

I find it a bit amusing that a guy who has never seen a provider has already figured out how to categorize them!  I like strippers to but I spend a lot less in strip clubs since I started hobbying...

You're a better man than I, Gunga Din.  ***

Why go after the "out of my league young ones and  the 8,9 and 10s that I dr(e)am about"??  Are you looking for all of us to encourage you to jump?  Well, quite frankly, i don't give a rat's ass (in a manner of speaking of course).





***  Doug Fairbanks starred in "Gunga Din" with Cary Grant and Victor McLaglen.  Can you tell, blueeyedevil, I'm slightly bored by your musing, so I'm self-musing!!!  Hobby forth!

Hey, is Jr smokin a bone??

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Wow this  idle muse raised some hackles, I just commented that I cant see paying for what I can gget already. I go to the nudie bar, drop 40 bucks and then bang my fat girl without worry over std or police woes.

she has been reduced to "your fat girl" ???
Oh the benefits of being with her are is it's legal and she May not have an STD?

Very shallow...I doubt you could score any hotties no matter what age they are even if you paid for it.
Really bad additude.

... to a certain Atlanta girl to come back and kick your ass! yee haaah!

Here is the deal some of us old fat chicks have alot more to offer than your eye candy in way of personality and skills.  Secondly from the way you describe yourself I would say Portdog is much hotter and sexier than yourself and not much older.  Sorry Portdog I couldnt resist

I think the term is a back- handed compliment.  

"Secondly from the way you describe yourself I would say (even) Portdog is much hotter and sexier than yourself and not much (10-15 yrs) older."

At least i think she intended to compliment me.

chubby is the new black....EMBRACE IT!  

Your a duetsch bag he is entitled to say what ever he wants. We listen to your bull shit rants all the time. Go away.

I'll say you have skills but they are outdone by your natural abilities.  Yum!

Your witty, charming and have good looks.  Do I need to get down on my knees and worship you   Erin cleaned out her voicemail my prayers were answered.  Now if only Melanie Love would get rid of the betty boop on her phone life will be good

Haven't you heard curves are in and that older women are more skilled, interesting and attentive?  No BS, just pure fun.  You can have your eye candy because chances are if a woman started in the business at a young age she has not done much else with her life.  A 21 year old may look great, but all you are doing is using her and abusing her.

Now us older chicks-we can be highly educated both academically and rich with life experiences.
Try getting your mind seduced by a young chick that has not traveled the world or spent years working in the corporate world.

Baby, I can make a man's pants wet with my smile, eyes and conversation alone.  Just imagine what goes on behind closed doors that is never disclosed.

Pardon me but you'd never score me in real life because I would be attracted to The Chairman of the Board type, not a chat board poster. (No offense, but the type of guy I click with would not spend his days posting out here).

KJB  xo

[email protected]  (978) 590-3863
PS My latest great review is a fake.

Wow, that brings back some great mammories (sorry, I mean memories)

Anyways, I happen to prefer the older and more mature women out there.   I find I have a much better time with a real woman who seriously wants to "mind fuck" me instead of just a "girl" who looks good, but could not care less out making me happy.

I guess I may be in the minority among many men, but looks really do not turn me on.   It is the attitude that makes me horny.

Its one thing that we have so many fucked up angry people on this board.

Its another thing that the MODERATION STAFF is letting all of this bullshit get through.

Is this not a personal attack?