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Jenna
Ironman1228 1 Reviews 82 reads
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No but something seems off.

has anyone gone for it? She is smoking hot and i see her snaps, but just zero reviews has me hesitant
https://www.cityhotties.com/escort/jenna-4/

No but something seems off.

In one section, it says:  
Height: 5’6″  
Weight: 132 lb
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Further down, it says:
Height 5'0"
Weight 115 lb
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5'6" --> 5'0" could be Lorentz contraction at 0.43c
L = L_o (1 - v^2 / c^2)^0.5
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115 lb --> 132 lb could be relativistic mass correction at 0.48c.
M = M_o (1 - v^2/c^2)^-0.5

Posted By: sourdizzle

has anyone gone for it? She is smoking hot and i see her snaps, but just zero reviews has me hesitant  
 https://www.cityhotties.com/escort/jenna-4/

She's been posting periodically for years, still no reviews.  I'd be skeptical.

Great analysis, Impposter!  It should be obvious but if she has found a way to travel near half of light speed she wouldn’t need to be advertising on Eros :)

There once was a physicist named Fisk
Who at sex was exceedingly brisk;
With such superspeed action
The Lorenz contraction
Foreshortened his prick to a disk.

Justscrolling109 reads

After years of seeing her ad, I took the plunge last summer and saw her. Can confirm she is a smoke but she is also a bitch suffering from golden pussy syndrome. I arrived for our 1-on-1 and her asian friend Layla was there (also a smoke). They asked me right away if I wanted a duo—who wouldn’t but I didn’t have an extra 500 for the two so I said just Jenna. Then they ask if it’s cool that Layla stays in the room or bathroom since they share the room / didn’t get 2 rooms. I say it’s okay if Layla stays on the other bed since I thought some voyeurism would be hot haha! No BBBJ, no DFK, and no LFK. Jenna was only willing to do a handy and cbj for 500...she said FS would be double after we’re 10 minutes in. I argued in a friendly way and convinced her to do the nasty but the positions were limited and her pussy smelled a bit lol. Once I came (like 10 mins into it), the show was over and she even said “I already let you $@&@ me for only 500, honey, you’re lucky.” My read is her and Layla just try to scam ppl out of money / only want sessions with big ballers ready to spend $thousands in a session of a few hours. They seem like some good sluts if you can pay for it.

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